Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Certain things are unforgivable… like taking 40 minutes to give someone a Brazilian. I still have new clients that come in almost every day who tell me that is how long it took someone else to do it. I just don’t get it.

When you’re getting down and dirty, and your parts are all prickly, your friend’s face or private area could get a serious brush burn. In my circle of friends, we like to refer to that as a bush burn. This is why we stick to Brazilians over shaving.

Up until a couple months ago, I had only had men faint in the wax room. I am sad to say a woman couldn’t handle the pain of the Brazilian and blacked out on me. She felt sick, sat up, got dizzy, laid back down, and passed out with her eyes open. It was really freaky.

I love getting Brazilians and can’t imagine doing anything else with my lady parts, but when I get positive feedback from a client, I can’t explain how wonderful it makes me feel. I received an email that said, “I want to thank you again and again for making me feel sexy every time I leave you. What did I do for sooo many years before?” This is why I do this for a living.

It is another dreary day in Rochester. I would like to recommend that all my girls stay in bed and enjoy their Brazilian. Like this if you’re able to start your Sunday the same way.

I told the camper from yesterday that I would hate for her to get attacked because a wild animal tried to hide in her jungle.
~your Brazilian Conservationist~

I got an email from a girl who was desperate to get in for a Brazilian. She was going camping and didn’t want to be another bush in the woods.

A woman was excited to try a new recipe for dinner that she learned about from a friend who was a chef. When she told her man about the dinner, she also told him she was going to Mark & M.E. that same day. She said she was giving him a Brazilian for dessert.

After all my blogs about the various designs women have requested, a friend suggested I consider expanding my services and start offering Pussy Artistry. She wanted to be my first client who asked for something original and requested a dragon fly. I gave her an invisible one.
~your Brazilian artist~

Speaking of shapes… I had a woman ask me for a pyramid. She wanted her triangle up-side-down. I have to admit is was difficult to do because of the logistics of holding the skin by the hood taut enough to get a flat base. The strange part of this story is that one week later, another woman asked me for the same thing! Are we seeing pyramids on porn? Help me out.
~your creative Brazilian design team~