Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A woman wanted me to leave a Wheat Thin shape in front of her bikini line. Cheese and crackers anyone?

I’m spending the day editing my manuscript one last time before I send it to Amazon for publishing. Hopefully my quirky book about Brazilians is a hit!

Brazilian bikini waxing has been around for 25 years which is really hard to believe. So my question is if it has been a beauty option since 1987, then why doesn’t everyone do it?

Today is my 900TH consecutive post about Brazilians. I wanted to say that I’ve seen 900 different kinds of vagina’s, but the truth is that no two vagina’s are exactly alike, so I’ve actually seen way more than that.
~The Vagina Examiner~

Our salon is directly across the street from a Burger King. No matter if you are in the drive thru or dining room, you can’t miss our large brick farm house with the huge red awning that says “Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian.” I had a client go to Burger King with her boyfriend and his adult son. As soon as they ordered, she said she was walking across the street to the salon. The son noticed the sign and was shocked she was going to Mark & M.E. The father quickly commented that she was just getting her legs waxed.

Two years ago I started this blog to promote a manuscript I wrote. Since nothing has happened with it, I have decided to work with Amazon to self publish my book. If you have enjoyed my funny, gross and sometimes shocking blogs about my Brazilian lifestyle, I think you’ll enjoy the book. Stay tuned…

Not only does my lady from yesterday have a scar from her hair removal misadventure, she is stuck with an expensive depilatory unit that she is petrified to ever use again.
~Brazilian Waxing Rocks!~

I have many clients from the Geneseo area which can be as far as an hour away from Rochester. I’m flattered by their loyalty to me but completely understand when they choose different hair removal options. One client listened to a friend and tried an Epilator. Shortly after grooming her lady parts, she became very ill. She felt sick, tired and flu-ish. The ingrown turned into a boil and became seriously infected. She was forced to take highly potent anti-biotics which, of course, lead to a raging yeast infection. If gone untreated much longer, our client would have ended up in the hospital. Waxing versus Epilator? You decide.

I’ve been going to M.E. for four years. No Scream Cream helps but the conversion helps more! No fighting here:)

If you need to hang onto something, I don’t care what it is as long as it’s not my arm. I need both of them to do a good job.
~battling through Brazilians~