Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Love when a client asked for the top of a Martini Glass to be left on the front of her bikini line. It means she follows my blog!
~Cheers to Brazilian talk!~

Your first Brazilian is a lot like losing your virginity; the first time is the worst.

A new client, who had been following this blog for a long time, came into my room saying she was going to behave so she didn’t end up on the blog. When we were discussing how well she was handling her first Brazilian, she told me that not only had she had two children naturally (meaning no drugs), she had them at home, so the Brazilian was no big deal. How could I not blog that?

I get excited when new clients come in and feel like they know me because they follow this blog. It’s also pretty cool to think that strangers read my blog on a daily basis. Most importantly, I’m glad that it is so obvious how much I care about my clients and their pussies.
~your true Brazilian friend~

I have always followed the motto that “fitness is for life.” I never understood people who work out only for a vacation or for a special occasion. I like to look and feel good all year round. I believe that Brazilians are also for life, not just for a special occasion or for summer.

I love when new clients promise to try not to fight me. It means they read my helpful wax hint page before coming in for their first Brazilian.

I have a client who spent the summer in New Jersey. The place she liked to get Brazilians charged $75 but that didn’t include the rectal area. If you wanted the whole thing, it was $100. I really need to consider relocating.

sorry to hear about the review…hoping that the real truth of your excellence is what everyone else sees… <3

Yesterday, I heard that people refer to the vagina as a self cleaning oven. I’ve never heard that expression before and was fairly horrified by it. The premise is that you shouldn’t use soap to clean between your legs, just water, because soaps can irritate the area and the vagina has the ability to clean itself. Furthermore, they say your oven should have a smell to it. If you believe in this practice, I applaud your confidence about your terrific smelling kitchen appliance, but I’d really prefer a little bit of oven cleaner applied to the area before you come in for a Brazilian.

Your legs and arms don’t have any creepy bodily fluids and rarely bleed, so I may use the same stick for a body part like that, but we absolutely don’t double dip when we do a Brazilian. So please tell your friends; we ain’t sharing any v-j-jay goo with anyone.