Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Day 2 of Clues You Need A Wax: If the hair between your cheeks gets tangled in your G-String, it’s Brazilian time.

If your vibrator becomes tangled in your hair, it’s time for a Brazilian.

I hope the girl from yesterday follows my blog so she can see all of the wonderful support she got from fellow Brazilian lovers. She did not have to pay for the service, but she doesn’t know what to do with the gift certificate. She has no desire to go back to that salon for any service. One of my client’s suggested she give the gift certificate to someone she doesn’t like. I think that’s a great idea.

A girl got her 1ST ever Brazilian with me. No biggie. Then she went somewhere else because she had a gift certificate. The wax tech spent 1 hour 20 minutes trying to wax her. She couldn’t get the hard wax out of a large patch in the front and sent her home with clumps of wax stuck on her. The technician had no suggestions how to remove the wax so the girl had to google it for an answer. Her husband used a hair dryer on her pubis to soften the wax and then had to scrape the wax off, layer by layer. The girl cried through the whole thing.

Hurricane Sandy has made it possible for all my teachers to get their beaches clean today. Enjoy your day off with a luxurious Brazilian Bikini Wax.

A woman came in and told me it was her birthday and she wanted to look exactly like she did 32 years ago.
~Birthday Brazilians Rock!~

I love to learn. A mom told me men prefer our backsides because we get stretched out when we have babies. Glad Brazilians cover the whole territory.

When a woman comes in for her 2nd Brazilian, it’s always interesting to hear what she thinks about it. This week, a woman told me that not only did things feel better down there, her man was WAY more attentive.

I was waxing a new client who was growling and squirming and acting like she was thinking twice about this Brazilian thing. All of a sudden she asked me what my name was. I told her it was Mary Elizabeth, the M.E. in Mark & M.E. That was when she yelled out, “Jesus Christ, Mary Elizabeth, this really hurts!” She wanted to put me and Jesus together.

Two couples in their 50’s were at a bar drinking. They started talking about Brazilians. The one guy gets his hair cut at Mark & ME and told the girls to come to us for their wax. The girls downloaded my helpful wax hint page and made the boys read it aloud. God, I wish I was there.