Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A woman came in and told me it was her birthday and she wanted to look exactly like she did 32 years ago.
~Birthday Brazilians Rock!~

I love to learn. A mom told me men prefer our backsides because we get stretched out when we have babies. Glad Brazilians cover the whole territory.

When a woman comes in for her 2nd Brazilian, it’s always interesting to hear what she thinks about it. This week, a woman told me that not only did things feel better down there, her man was WAY more attentive.

I was waxing a new client who was growling and squirming and acting like she was thinking twice about this Brazilian thing. All of a sudden she asked me what my name was. I told her it was Mary Elizabeth, the M.E. in Mark & M.E. That was when she yelled out, “Jesus Christ, Mary Elizabeth, this really hurts!” She wanted to put me and Jesus together.

Two couples in their 50’s were at a bar drinking. They started talking about Brazilians. The one guy gets his hair cut at Mark & ME and told the girls to come to us for their wax. The girls downloaded my helpful wax hint page and made the boys read it aloud. God, I wish I was there.

Sticks and Stones can break your bones,
but prickly pubes can really hurt you.
~get your Brazilian today!~

It can be fun to scare small children with dark, spooky places and cobwebs during the Halloween season. What isn’t fun is having the person who enjoys your lady parts rummaging through darkness and cobwebs. Don’t scare anyone with your haunted forest. Get a Brazilian before the 31st.

Just cuz the sun ain’t shining doesn’t mean you can’t keep the sun shining down below. Brazilians aren’t just for summertime.

I met a college girl last night who said she would never get a Brazilian, because she wouldn’t want anyone seeing her parts. First, we all have the same parts. Second, I focus on the nasty hair and not your parts. Third, I prefer men’s parts. And, finally, once you feel the pain from the first rip, you’ll forget about me seeing your parts.

After sharing with you that one of my clients told her toddler I was a doctor (to justify why I was touching her hiney), I had a Facebook friend refer to me as a Bush Doctor, which I think is a wonderful description of my services. I don’t think it’s necessary to put an MD next to my name, however, just a PHD. The Pretty Hoo-Ha Doctor. I like that better.
~M.E. Your Brazilian PHD~