Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

There is a reason we take the feathers off a turkey before we eat it.

Someone told me about a bumper sticker that I had to share. It said, “I snatch kisses and vice versa.”
~Brazilian Poetry~

A girl was desperate to come in and get a Brazilian, because her man wouldn’t eat her. TMI?

Yesterday a woman asked me for a Salvatore’s Super Slice. I understood what she meant even though I had never heard that expression before. Last night when I was getting ready for bed, I heard the ad for Salvatore’s Super Slice for the first time. A slice of pizza now has a whole new meaning.
~your Brazilian delivery girl~

A friend of mine looked up cooter in the Urban Dictionary and had to share. It said that masculine women like to put chewing tobacco in or around their vagina, and it is called “cooter dip.” They may or may not put the tobacco in a pouch before putting it between their legs. It must create an interesting sensation, and I can’t believe I have never heard of such a practice. I don’t think, however, that these women get Brazilians, but you never know.

This morning I looked up the word cooter. Cooter refers to a freshwater turtle. I’m baffled here. The Brazilian word girl is looking for suggestions.

Today I looked up the definition for pussy. One of the definitions said it was a slang noun describing a “weak or cowardly man or boy.” That actually makes sense since men became weak when they are around a pussy.
~Your Ms. Webster Brazilian Lady~

And what about the word twat? The dictionary said it’s vulgar, it has an unknown origin, but was first used in 1656. I wonder how many twats were bald in the 1600’s?
~the Brazilian dictionary lesson continues~

So why do they call it a snatch anyways? Because it is something a man wants to seize suddenly? That’s what I’m thinking.
~your Brazilian definition girl~

Day 8: If there’s a huge wet spot in the front of your yoga pants, it’s time for a Brazilian.