Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Hopefully none of your men choked on any turkey feathers yesterday.
~your concerned Brazilian friend~

I am truly thankful for all of the hoo-ha’s that I have had the pleasure to work with over the years, even the scary one’s.
~your humble Brazilian Servant~

A hairy woman in desperate need of a Brazilian walked into the wax room and told me that now her boyfriend would have something to be thankful for.

The Urban Dictionary says the cootch refers to a woman’s vagina. It also describes all of the different things that can go into it, like the fingers, tongue, etc…I guess clarification is important for the people who aren’t sure what goes into such a mysterious body part.
~Brazilian Clarity~

Here are some of the fun definitions from the Urban Dictionary regarding the word Twat. 1. A great word to shout out. (agreed!) 2. A woman’s vagina. 4. A word used by Tweety. 6. An acronym for The War Against Terrorism. Who knew a small word could have so many meanings?
~your Brazilian Educator~

There is a reason we take the feathers off a turkey before we eat it.

Someone told me about a bumper sticker that I had to share. It said, “I snatch kisses and vice versa.”
~Brazilian Poetry~

A girl was desperate to come in and get a Brazilian, because her man wouldn’t eat her. TMI?

Yesterday a woman asked me for a Salvatore’s Super Slice. I understood what she meant even though I had never heard that expression before. Last night when I was getting ready for bed, I heard the ad for Salvatore’s Super Slice for the first time. A slice of pizza now has a whole new meaning.
~your Brazilian delivery girl~

A friend of mine looked up cooter in the Urban Dictionary and had to share. It said that masculine women like to put chewing tobacco in or around their vagina, and it is called “cooter dip.” They may or may not put the tobacco in a pouch before putting it between their legs. It must create an interesting sensation, and I can’t believe I have never heard of such a practice. I don’t think, however, that these women get Brazilians, but you never know.