Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

This morning I looked up the word cooter. Cooter refers to a freshwater turtle. I’m baffled here. The Brazilian word girl is looking for suggestions.

Today I looked up the definition for pussy. One of the definitions said it was a slang noun describing a “weak or cowardly man or boy.” That actually makes sense since men became weak when they are around a pussy.
~Your Ms. Webster Brazilian Lady~

And what about the word twat? The dictionary said it’s vulgar, it has an unknown origin, but was first used in 1656. I wonder how many twats were bald in the 1600’s?
~the Brazilian dictionary lesson continues~

So why do they call it a snatch anyways? Because it is something a man wants to seize suddenly? That’s what I’m thinking.
~your Brazilian definition girl~

Day 8: If there’s a huge wet spot in the front of your yoga pants, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 7: If there’s a bulge in the front of your bathing suit, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 6: If you need to blow dry something besides the hair on your head, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 5: When your toddler asks why you have fur sticking out of your underwear, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 4: I’m not sure who is more thankful for the women who get Brazilians on a regular basis, because I know your man doesn’t like fighting his way through the jungle any more then I do.

Day 3: If he reaches for a toothpick when you finish, it’s time for a Brazilian.