Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Day 7: If there’s a bulge in the front of your bathing suit, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 6: If you need to blow dry something besides the hair on your head, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 5: When your toddler asks why you have fur sticking out of your underwear, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 4: I’m not sure who is more thankful for the women who get Brazilians on a regular basis, because I know your man doesn’t like fighting his way through the jungle any more then I do.

Day 3: If he reaches for a toothpick when you finish, it’s time for a Brazilian.

Day 2 of Clues You Need A Wax: If the hair between your cheeks gets tangled in your G-String, it’s Brazilian time.

If your vibrator becomes tangled in your hair, it’s time for a Brazilian.

I hope the girl from yesterday follows my blog so she can see all of the wonderful support she got from fellow Brazilian lovers. She did not have to pay for the service, but she doesn’t know what to do with the gift certificate. She has no desire to go back to that salon for any service. One of my client’s suggested she give the gift certificate to someone she doesn’t like. I think that’s a great idea.

A girl got her 1ST ever Brazilian with me. No biggie. Then she went somewhere else because she had a gift certificate. The wax tech spent 1 hour 20 minutes trying to wax her. She couldn’t get the hard wax out of a large patch in the front and sent her home with clumps of wax stuck on her. The technician had no suggestions how to remove the wax so the girl had to google it for an answer. Her husband used a hair dryer on her pubis to soften the wax and then had to scrape the wax off, layer by layer. The girl cried through the whole thing.

Hurricane Sandy has made it possible for all my teachers to get their beaches clean today. Enjoy your day off with a luxurious Brazilian Bikini Wax.