Although I am a huge fan of vagina’s, I saw a wireless mouse in the shape of a vagina that was pretty creepy. It’s only redeeming factor was that it was hairless.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
During this holiday season, the only thing that should be hairy is Santa’s beard.
~your Brazilian Elf~
A girl called for an appointment for a Brazilian, and I told her to come right over. She told me she couldn’t be there for an hour, because she needed to find her leather strap for her mouth.
A woman in her 60’s came in for a wax. SHe was going down south to visit her boyfriend. When I finished her Brazilian, she sat up and said Happy Hanukkah to him!
You don’t have to worry about saying anything stupid during your Brazilian that will get you in my book, because it has already been published!
A husband told his wife she really needed to get a Brazilian, because she looked like Buckwheat with a scissor hole.
I started this blog 977 days ago, because I have a lot of funny things to say about vagina’s and I was hoping that some day I would get my manuscript published. Well, for all of my supporters out there, I am psyched to say that I finally did get it published and I hope all of you will go to the following link and get a copy. Let the hoo-ha reign! https://www.createspace.com/3999717
You can’t have a Happy Hanukkah with a Hairy Hoo-Ha either, so get your Brazilian
today!