Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If your chick gets a Brazilian, I wouldn’t mess with her.

You could always try a new look for the new year, like a martini glass, soul patch, or a racing stripe, as long as you pay some attention to the area. All body hair needs some grooming. Period.

A SassySnatch follower sent me a link to an article in Health magazine about different vagina practices and their safety issues. They talk about Vajazzling. I have never wanted to glue rhinestones on a freshly waxed pubic area, because you never know how’ll you skin will react. The article agrees with me.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around this merkin thing. You can actually get one of these pubic wigs made out of human hair. That freaks me out a little. I think I would have to opt for synthetic.

Prostitutes would shave their entire pubic area to ensure no bugs were down there then put on a merkin, a pubic wig, for adornment. Seems counterproductive to me.
~your Brazilian Educator~

I was sitting on the beach talking to someone I had just met. Surprisingly, we started talking about Brazilians. She said that she studied women’s history and read that prostitutes used to shave their entire pubic area to prove that they didn’t have lice. I thought that was very interesting.

If it ain’t bald when I meet it, it’s bald when I leave it.
~Fondly, your Brazilian Bushwhacker~

Since my blog has been so well received the past couple years, I went ahead and published my manuscript. On Christmas Day, my book became available on Kindle. After a very loud scream, I started to cry. I put a ton of work into this project and it really happened. Seeing my name on Amazon is so surreal. The book was written to entertain and in some ways to educate, although there are times I know you will probably cringe. My dedication to pussies has finally paid off. The Happy Hoo-Ha is really happy!

Christmas is a time to love one another unconditionally, even if you did leave too much tinsel on your tree.

This is such a hectic time in our lives that I think we should all chill out and enjoy our Brazilians.