Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A new client was flailing around, grabbing onto any body part of mine that she could reach, and swearing up a storm. It’s not that unusual for a woman getting a Brazilian for the first time to act like that. What didn’t make any sense at all was when she told me her man had to drive her to the salon because she had taken 2 Xanax to calm herself down before she came in. I think the meds were expired.

After reading the chapter entitled “What’s That Smell?” in my book, a client was so paranoid about the cleanliness of her vagina, she thoroughly inspected it with a mirror before she let me give her a Brazilian.

It’s tough to blog when the internet is down. Thank God you don’t need the internet to enjoy your Brazilian!

I have a new website dedicated to the book now. You can check it out at www.thehappyhoo-ha.com Although Brazilians can be a little painful, the ultimate goal is for everyone to have a Happy Hoo-Ha!

Furry tails are cute on bunnies, not on ladies. It’s time to treat yourself to a Brazilian Bikini Wax. It is guaranteed to help you hop like a bunny in the bedroom.

A woman told me her Rabbit died from overuse. I told her to give her bunny a quick funeral and go buy herself another one.
~Brazilian Sex Advice~

I used to come to Mark and M.E. all the time to get mani/pedis, trims, and waxes. I cannot express how much I miss you all since I moved out of state. I can’t find any salon or spa in VA that has even close to the same level of personality, enthusiasm, and love that you guys have, much less the skill for waxing. Nobody talks to me when I get my nails or hair done. It’s sad. Next time I’m in Roc, I’m coming to visit.

~rosie

I woke up this morning thinking about when I taught elementary school with a G rated vocabulary and how my career change has so drastically altered my language skills.
~Brazilians encourage naughty words~

A lot of women threw out their loofah’s this week.
~making your Brazilian as beautiful as possible~

Another first at Mark & M.E: With every rip, a girl cursed and squirmed.(now, that’s nothing new) She even begged me not to finish. After the 5th rip, which was on the inner thigh, outer lip area, she jumped up and flipped over onto all fours and froze in a crouching tiger position. She even stayed there for a minute. I’ve never put a woman on all four’s during a Brazilian before, and although it was pretty funny, I still don’t think it is a position for a client to be in.