One of my clients had to create an Amazon account in order to buy The Happy Hoo-Ha. I liked that too.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A client refers to her Brazilian appointment as ME time. I love that.
A lady told me I was giving her a Hoo-Ha Headache.
~Brazilians aren’t that bad!~
A lady has been getting waxed at a place in town that takes 45 minutes. A girlfriend told her she should go to Mark & ME, because we are the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian and it actually doesn’t even take that long. Then the girlfriend started to tell her how funny I was, what a nice salon we have…. and the lady interrupted her and said “you had me at 10 minutes!”
One of my girls was all excited because she has this week off and she planned to spend a lot of private time with her man. Unfortunately, that won’t happen. You see, her man was working in the yard, got poison ivy on his hands, had to pee, and I think you can figure out the rest.
~The Brazilian will have to wait~
A new client was flailing around, grabbing onto any body part of mine that she could reach, and swearing up a storm. It’s not that unusual for a woman getting a Brazilian for the first time to act like that. What didn’t make any sense at all was when she told me her man had to drive her to the salon because she had taken 2 Xanax to calm herself down before she came in. I think the meds were expired.
After reading the chapter entitled “What’s That Smell?” in my book, a client was so paranoid about the cleanliness of her vagina, she thoroughly inspected it with a mirror before she let me give her a Brazilian.
It’s tough to blog when the internet is down. Thank God you don’t need the internet to enjoy your Brazilian!
Furry tails are cute on bunnies, not on ladies. It’s time to treat yourself to a Brazilian Bikini Wax. It is guaranteed to help you hop like a bunny in the bedroom.