After her first Brazilian, a girl said it was like a new toy and she wanted to show everyone.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman had to take her cat to the vet to have his genitalia shaved, because the hair had gotten so long, the cat was unable to clean itself. She told me it was the first time her cat had a Brazilian.
I just saw a riddle that asked what the difference was between men and insects? The answer: men have zippers. I have to admit that I am ok with my man bugging me. It’s a sign he wants me. And since it is impossible for a woman with a Brazilian to get bugs down there, then I say we leave the insect repellent in the cupboard and enjoy our pesky critters.
After reading The Happy Hoo-Ha, a girl told me she put a breath mint in her mouth and then was tempted to put one between her legs.
In 1999, there was a really silly movie made called Superstar. The main character (Molly Shannon) thinks she can be a Superstar but couldn’t be any more awkward. When I watching it yesterday, all I could think of is how a woman feels so amazing after she gets a Brazilian that it would be perfectly acceptable and appropriate to get down on one knee, raise your arms to the heavens and scream “Superstar!”
One of my clients had to create an Amazon account in order to buy The Happy Hoo-Ha. I liked that too.
A client refers to her Brazilian appointment as ME time. I love that.
A lady told me I was giving her a Hoo-Ha Headache.
~Brazilians aren’t that bad!~
A lady has been getting waxed at a place in town that takes 45 minutes. A girlfriend told her she should go to Mark & ME, because we are the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian and it actually doesn’t even take that long. Then the girlfriend started to tell her how funny I was, what a nice salon we have…. and the lady interrupted her and said “you had me at 10 minutes!”
One of my girls was all excited because she has this week off and she planned to spend a lot of private time with her man. Unfortunately, that won’t happen. You see, her man was working in the yard, got poison ivy on his hands, had to pee, and I think you can figure out the rest.
~The Brazilian will have to wait~