Half of my ladies leave a little something in front when they get a Brazilian. A lady asked me for an exclamation point without the point. I told her that her clit was the point.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A girl told me to be careful, because her vagina was sensitive. She said it didn’t get any sun or any action.
~Brazilian Confessions~
The latest shape request was a Playboy Bunny. Now you’re pushing it.
~your limited Brazilian Artist~
I had a 38 week pregnant woman jump off the table mid-Brazilian to have a full blown contraction that lasted close to a minute. It was her second one in four minutes. I was excited to help deliver a baby at Mark & ME. Unfortunately, no babies were born at the salon yesterday, but I did finish her wax!
If your Brazilian isn’t staying smooth and you’re finding you have broken hairs across the front, think about the frequency of your vibrator use. Friction tends to break soft hairs.
Today is April 15th. Tax day. I’d rather give myself one of those unconscionable 45 minute Brazilians then pay my taxes.
Pilonidal cysts occur when a hair becomes ingrown. They usually form near your backside and require surgery to remove. One of my clients was in the operating room during this procedure and the surgeon told her to “make sure to teach your patients about Brazilians. I do 5-6 of these surgeries a week. A good ass waxing would prevent this.” Priceless.
A woman had 2 eggs implanted and is expecting 3 girls. Baby A is sitting on her cervix. Baby C has her leg nestled between her breast bone. I’m not sure where baby B is hanging out. She is 30 weeks and each baby is already 3 pounds. As you can imagine, she has a pretty big belly. But never too big for ME! I am proud to say I accomplished another first yesterday and successfully gave an expecting mother of triplets a full Brazilian.
I asked a new client how she heard of me. She laughed and said Build-A-Bear. She asked another mom where she got waxed during a five year old party and the woman told her all about me and how the whole Brazilian thing worked at Mark & ME. Bears are hairy creatures, so I can totally understand why she thought of waxing at a place like that.
What is the key to a happy marriage? A happy hoo-ha.