If you haven’t heard the expression “blue waffle,” it is a disease that affects the color and shape of the vagina. The pictures online are horrifying. One of my Brazilian clients informed me of this malady. Let our breakfast revelations continue.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A client told me about a student who got in trouble for calling someone a twat waffle. I looked the expression up and it can be used as a noun to call someone an idiot. It can also refer to a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle. Even though I find that definition pretty disturbing, I am always grateful for the education I receive when giving someone a Brazilian.
For those of you who have read The Happy Hoo-ha, I talk about how I wax every size, shape and color women. That is part of what makes my job so interesting. The other day, I waxed a 6’4″ woman who was longer then the table and then a 4’9″ woman who looked like a midget in comparison.
A girl had her yearly gynecological exam then came in to see me for a Brazilian. She told me she was having a cooter abuse day.
Women like f” buddies because it is fun and there is little commitment involved. It is supposed to be less complicated then a relationship. But when a man gets so upset that he couldn’t get the woman to climax that he punches a hole through her wall, this is sounding pretty complicated and needs to end.
~your Brazilian advice girl~
When your husband calls your vagina a fur-gina, it’s time for a Brazilian.
Woman can be very particular about what kind of purse they carry and what they put in it. So when a woman referred to her lady parts as her pocketbook, I can only think she is reinforcing the fact that her hoo-ha is one of her prized possessions and she is particular about what she puts in it.
Two sisters came into the room together for a wax. I hadn’t seen them since December. When the first woman got on the table, her sister warned me to watch out that a bird didn’t fly out of her sister’s nest.
It is a beauitfully, blustery day for a Brazilian!
You think we look like a little girl? Get over it.
~waxing rocks!~