One of my clients sent an email to Elvis Duran about me and sent me a copy of the note. She told him that I broke her Brazilian Cherry. I love that!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I don’t like loofahs. They overstimulate the bikini area, often causing more irritation. Secondly, because they are porous, they tend to be filled with bacteria and bacteria can cause acne. If you looked at your loofah under a microscope, three things could potentially happen: you’d see the bacteria, you’d throw up, then you’d throw it away. Do your bikini area a favor and use a wash cloth.
~making your Brazilian as beautiful as possible~
Since the majority of the crazy stories happen in the wax rooms at Mark & M.E., the Hollywood Production Company has decided not to use us in a reality show. I am disappointed, because I think my Brazilian clients would make great TV!
Gray hair tends to be more coarse. It can be very itchy and uncomfortable growing in sensitive areas. That is why it is vital that all age women get Brazilians. You are never too old to polish your hardwoods.
One of my clients was reading my hygiene chapter to her husband. She told him that was the reason she insisted on having a hose on her shower head.
~The Happy Hoo-Ha reigns~
A man commented that there was a lot of Hoo-Ha talk on our Facebook page. Well, we are the Home of The Happy Hoo-Ha in 10 minutes or less! You know, that sounds so good, we may need to get another banner for the front of the salon.
A client sent me a video of Kathie Lee & Hoda talking about shaving patterns and Brazilians. They said that people who go bald are pretty O.C.D. I think women should be O.C.D. when it comes to their genitalia.
You should really wait a day after you get a Brazilian to fool around, because the skin can be sensitive. If you can’t wait, however, I have always advised my women to make sure they are properly lubricated. I learned from one of my older clients that she uses coconut oil as her personal lubricant. I like the idea of a pina colada party in the panties.
Women can be weird about their vagina’s. A client told me she has always kept hair covering it, because she thought is was ugly.
~beautifying the world, one Brazilian at a time~
A girl decided to get a Brazilian, because she said shaving was like four-wheeling with a Prius.