Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If he can’t find the goods, he may just go to another store.
~Brazilian Dating Advice~

Ok gang, I need your help. I am looking to make a U-Tube Video to help promote the book. If you have read my book and thought anything was funny in it, please go to www.thehappyhoo-ha.com and send me a message that tells me which story you thought was the funniest. Once I get enough responses, I will tell a story and see what happens. Thanks!

25 years ago, I was a very busy nail technician. The other day, a former nail client came in for a Brazilian. She hadn’t been in the salon in years. She walks in the waiting room and looks at Mark and says, “you look so different. You used to have a lot of dark hair and you looked like Antonio Banderas.” Then she saw me and said, “and M.E. was blonde!” She is so lucky she didn’t say that I looked like Melanie Griffith or I would have made her wax extremely unpleasant.

I love when women send me messages after they get a Brazilian. A woman said she couldn’t believe how her first trip to Brazil was so quick & easy (and so fun!) and how well I tamed her wookie. It was my pleasure.
~the wookie wacker~

Last week I told you about a woman who had 2 eggs implanted and was expecting 3 girls. Yesterday, a client of mine, who drives in from Syracuse to get her Brazilians, also had 2 eggs implanted and is expecting one baby. She told me that when she read my blog, she called her husband and said “are you ready to thank God?”

Half of my ladies leave a little something in front when they get a Brazilian. A lady asked me for an exclamation point without the point. I told her that her clit was the point.

A girl told me to be careful, because her vagina was sensitive. She said it didn’t get any sun or any action.
~Brazilian Confessions~

The latest shape request was a Playboy Bunny. Now you’re pushing it.
~your limited Brazilian Artist~

I had a 38 week pregnant woman jump off the table mid-Brazilian to have a full blown contraction that lasted close to a minute. It was her second one in four minutes. I was excited to help deliver a baby at Mark & ME. Unfortunately, no babies were born at the salon yesterday, but I did finish her wax!

If your Brazilian isn’t staying smooth and you’re finding you have broken hairs across the front, think about the frequency of your vibrator use. Friction tends to break soft hairs.