I think we should always embrace our childhood innocence, and getting Brazilians are a good way to feel young.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Someone asked me if two twits make a twat?
~Modern Brazilian Allegory?~
When a woman called to make an appointment for a Brazilian, she asked if she’d be able to go to work after? I assured her that she could. Remember, this is a beauty salon service, not a medical procedure.
If he can’t find the goods, he may just go to another store.
~Brazilian Dating Advice~
Ok gang, I need your help. I am looking to make a U-Tube Video to help promote the book. If you have read my book and thought anything was funny in it, please go to www.thehappyhoo-ha.com and send me a message that tells me which story you thought was the funniest. Once I get enough responses, I will tell a story and see what happens. Thanks!
25 years ago, I was a very busy nail technician. The other day, a former nail client came in for a Brazilian. She hadn’t been in the salon in years. She walks in the waiting room and looks at Mark and says, “you look so different. You used to have a lot of dark hair and you looked like Antonio Banderas.” Then she saw me and said, “and M.E. was blonde!” She is so lucky she didn’t say that I looked like Melanie Griffith or I would have made her wax extremely unpleasant.
I love when women send me messages after they get a Brazilian. A woman said she couldn’t believe how her first trip to Brazil was so quick & easy (and so fun!) and how well I tamed her wookie. It was my pleasure.
~the wookie wacker~
Last week I told you about a woman who had 2 eggs implanted and was expecting 3 girls. Yesterday, a client of mine, who drives in from Syracuse to get her Brazilians, also had 2 eggs implanted and is expecting one baby. She told me that when she read my blog, she called her husband and said “are you ready to thank God?”