Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Did another hugger. And what does that mean, you may ask? When I rip, the woman sits up and grabs on to some part of my torso. Every time.
~Brazilian Bonding Moment~

A friend of mine wanted to know if men are doing Brazilians to make their junk look bigger.

Although it is possible to have good hygiene without a Brazilian, it is much easier when you have one.

I think using the description that “sopranos are made here” may deter some men from getting a Brazilian.

Crack to sack is definitely the funniest.
~Male Brazilian Naming Contest Continues~

Yesterday, Mark & ME announced that we will be adding Male Brazilian Bikini Waxing to our services. The response was overwhelming. My girlfriend even suggested we give it a unique name, such as Brozillian or Guyzillian. Any other ideas?

If you have any friends that use deodorant “down there” to keep fresh, please tell them that nothing will make them feel cleaner or more fresh then a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Brazilians can cause grown women to speak in gibberish.

Check out this email I got yesterday. I just was thinking that childbirth really prepared me for my Brazilians. I’m never quiet but I didn’t make a peep with the pain of push my boy out…sometimes I believe childbirth and Brazilians are the same…I would never go through that much pain unless I got something really good out of it.

The former nail client who thought Mark used to look like Antonio Banderas, wanted to know if I waxed any other black women. I assured her that at least a third of my clientele was black, that I wax women of every ethnicity, and I could care less what color you are. Then I told her since black chicks get such bad hair bumps, they need me more then anyone. Besides, black women tend to be much more vocal then white women and that makes my job way more fun!