It is always interesting how people find out they are being cheated on. A girl thought she had a mild yeast infection so she goes to the doctor to have it checked out. They call her the next day to tell her the test was positive. Yeast infections aren’t normally referred to as positive or negative. She was in a three year relationship and hadn’t asked for any STD testing. Turns out, she had contracted chlamydia. So there were no Brazilians while she got rid of the STD and got rid of her man.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman decided to stop shaving and start waxing because her coarse pubic hair was damaging her nicer panties. She said it was time to control her velcro bush.
A woman told me she needed “No More Tears” on her tangly ass hair but decided that getting a Brazilian was an even better idea.
I have a lot of female clients that bring in their gay male best friends to watch them get a Brazilian. I often wonder if seeing a hairy vagina is a good way for man to stay committed to his sexual preference. I know it keeps me committed to the cock.
A gay guy came in for a wax and said he was really excited to meet me because of my name. He told me that gay guys call each other Mary but really flaming gay guys call each other Mary Elizabeth. When I decided to go by Mary Elizabeth, I didn’t know if people would think it was a pain to say which is why I also go by M.E., but it’s pretty cool to think my full name is popular with a whole community!
Since every woman has the potential to be a mother, then every woman should be getting some good Brazilian loving today, even if it’s with her BOB.
My son was hanging out with a group of girls the other night who said they knew me. A few of them had even gotten Brazilians by me. The one girl commented that I knew her pussy intimately. My son told her that, at that moment, he was very jealous of his mom.
A client saw a bumper sticker in Orlando that said “Got Brazilian?” That is perfect.