Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It is not uncommon for me to dance or sing during your Brazilian. And don’t be surprised when I get super excited if I remove a nasty ingrown from your bikini area. Although you may think my optimistic behavior is peculiar, I think you should be thankful that you have met someone who really loves her job.

I used to stand by the facial waxing chair for hours waxing one brow after another. Now I stand next to a massage table waxing one bush after another.

Oh God is all I have to say!

A young Asian guy with a large backpack walked into the salon yesterday looking around quizzically. He wanted to know what kind of establishment we were. He wanted to know what a Brazilian was. He asked if we did things to the whole body. I think he thought we were a Bordello.

A client of mine gave a copy of The Happy Hoo-Ha to a friend that was going to Italy. She told her that after she finished the book, she had to give it to someone it Italy. I thought that was so cool. Hopefully one day, everybody will know how important it is to have a Happy Hoo-Ha!

Women get paranoid about having sex when they are hairy. Many tell me that they make their guys wait until they get a Brazilian before they will do it. Although I am the biggest fan of being bald, do you really think they care?

Another girl told me it felt like I punched her vagina. Not for nothing, but I am the one who normally gets hit during a Brazilian.

After her first Brazilian, a girl told me it felt like her vagina was hit by a bus. Dude, it’s not that bad. Can you imagine being hit by a fucking bus?

Two days ago I told you about a client who found out her boyfriend of 3 years was cheating on her because she contracted chlamydia. I forgot to tell you that when he finally admitted his indiscretion, he said it was only once and he didn’t finish because he realized how much he loved the girlfriend. This man deserves a Brazilian Knockout!

Definition of Hygiene:
Hairless Yummy Goodies Imaginatively Eaten Naturally Enticing
~Brazilian Wisdom~