Women get paranoid about having sex when they are hairy. Many tell me that they make their guys wait until they get a Brazilian before they will do it. Although I am the biggest fan of being bald, do you really think they care?
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Another girl told me it felt like I punched her vagina. Not for nothing, but I am the one who normally gets hit during a Brazilian.
After her first Brazilian, a girl told me it felt like her vagina was hit by a bus. Dude, it’s not that bad. Can you imagine being hit by a fucking bus?
Two days ago I told you about a client who found out her boyfriend of 3 years was cheating on her because she contracted chlamydia. I forgot to tell you that when he finally admitted his indiscretion, he said it was only once and he didn’t finish because he realized how much he loved the girlfriend. This man deserves a Brazilian Knockout!
Definition of Hygiene:
Hairless Yummy Goodies Imaginatively Eaten Naturally Enticing
~Brazilian Wisdom~
It is always interesting how people find out they are being cheated on. A girl thought she had a mild yeast infection so she goes to the doctor to have it checked out. They call her the next day to tell her the test was positive. Yeast infections aren’t normally referred to as positive or negative. She was in a three year relationship and hadn’t asked for any STD testing. Turns out, she had contracted chlamydia. So there were no Brazilians while she got rid of the STD and got rid of her man.
A woman decided to stop shaving and start waxing because her coarse pubic hair was damaging her nicer panties. She said it was time to control her velcro bush.
A woman told me she needed “No More Tears” on her tangly ass hair but decided that getting a Brazilian was an even better idea.
I have a lot of female clients that bring in their gay male best friends to watch them get a Brazilian. I often wonder if seeing a hairy vagina is a good way for man to stay committed to his sexual preference. I know it keeps me committed to the cock.