Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Create your own fireworks without the dangerous sparks. Get a Brazilian.

A client asked me to talk about chub rub. I wish I could find something funny to say about it aside from the name. So here’s what I got. If you use a lot of powder, the skin can get so dried out that it may get pretty raw when I wax over it. Some chicks use deodorant. That can help with the discomfort. But if your skin is pretty chafed, do me a favor and exfoliate then moisturize the skin before you come in. Makes it easier to wax.

A very healthy, holistic woman told me that the only time she takes Advil is when she comes to see me. Whatever it takes.
~another wax coping mechanism~

If sticks and stones can break your bones, then coarse pubic hair could really maim you.
~more wax wisdom~

If the average technician takes 45 minutes to do a Brazilian, do you think they are afraid of the vagina or really, really like it?

I met a woman who was married for 18 years and never consummated her marriage. Her husband tried twice but it died upon entry. She told me she should have bought stock in Duracell.
~sad wax confessions~

A girl brought her friend in for a Brazilian. While I was waxing the visibly uncomfortable friend, my regular client was laughing hysterically saying how much fun it is to be sitting in the chair.

I was waxing a man whose penis kept getting smaller and smaller the closer I got to it. His only comment was “I can’t imagine anyone getting aroused!”

My children are priceless to me, and I think it’s ironic that they all came out of my Happy Hoo-Ha.

A client suggested we create a soap opera called The Bald and The Beautiful. My head has been spinning with ideas. I definitely have enough wax stories for an ongoing series. Bring it on Hollywood. I’m ready!