Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I am actively working on my next book, and I didn’t want to do another chapter on hygiene. If people don’t stop presenting nasty situations in my face, however, I may not have a choice.
~your frustrated Brazilian author~

A woman walks in the room and tells me that before she takes her pants off, I should go get my machete.
~Brazilian Combat~

On the 4th of July
We celebrate we’re free
So enjoy the Brazilian
You got at Mark & ME

A client told me she would rather get a boob job then a Brazilian. I think both are good.

Rain rain go away. I got a Brazilian and want to play.

Create your own fireworks without the dangerous sparks. Get a Brazilian.

A client asked me to talk about chub rub. I wish I could find something funny to say about it aside from the name. So here’s what I got. If you use a lot of powder, the skin can get so dried out that it may get pretty raw when I wax over it. Some chicks use deodorant. That can help with the discomfort. But if your skin is pretty chafed, do me a favor and exfoliate then moisturize the skin before you come in. Makes it easier to wax.

A very healthy, holistic woman told me that the only time she takes Advil is when she comes to see me. Whatever it takes.
~another wax coping mechanism~

If sticks and stones can break your bones, then coarse pubic hair could really maim you.
~more wax wisdom~

If the average technician takes 45 minutes to do a Brazilian, do you think they are afraid of the vagina or really, really like it?