Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I met a woman who was married for 18 years and never consummated her marriage. Her husband tried twice but it died upon entry. She told me she should have bought stock in Duracell.
~sad wax confessions~

A girl brought her friend in for a Brazilian. While I was waxing the visibly uncomfortable friend, my regular client was laughing hysterically saying how much fun it is to be sitting in the chair.

I was waxing a man whose penis kept getting smaller and smaller the closer I got to it. His only comment was “I can’t imagine anyone getting aroused!”

My children are priceless to me, and I think it’s ironic that they all came out of my Happy Hoo-Ha.

A client suggested we create a soap opera called The Bald and The Beautiful. My head has been spinning with ideas. I definitely have enough wax stories for an ongoing series. Bring it on Hollywood. I’m ready!

I need my own version of Taxi Cab Confessions. People share incredibly personal and outrageous things during a Brazilian. But what to call my new TV reality show? Total Cootch Confessions?

Beware of the bald beaver. They get feisty with no hair.
~wax wisdom~

Being bald makes you ballsy.
~another Brazilian fact~

You can also make things more efficient by wearing a skirt and going commando.
~Another Brilliant Brazilian Tip~

I’m sorry if you think I’m rushing your Brazilian. Actually, I’m just extremely efficient and extremely hyper.