I need my own version of Taxi Cab Confessions. People share incredibly personal and outrageous things during a Brazilian. But what to call my new TV reality show? Total Cootch Confessions?
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Beware of the bald beaver. They get feisty with no hair.
~wax wisdom~
Being bald makes you ballsy.
~another Brazilian fact~
You can also make things more efficient by wearing a skirt and going commando.
~Another Brilliant Brazilian Tip~
I’m sorry if you think I’m rushing your Brazilian. Actually, I’m just extremely efficient and extremely hyper.
A girl who came fresh from a shower, walked in the room, took off her pants and discovered she had just gotten her period. She cleaned it up, got on the table, and I gave her a Brazilian. When I was just about to finish, I suggested she go for a drink to celebrate her first wax. Since it was only 8:30 in the morning, I suggested that she get a Bloody Mary. Then I pointed to her vagina and then to myself and said, “get it? Bloody Mary.”
A man and woman came in and got a Couples Brazilian Wax. It was a little different then a Couples Massage.
One of the fours ladies from yesterday left her heels on during her wax. They called it a porn star wax. We have lots of those at Mark & ME.
Four co-workers came together for a wax. They all walked into the room together for the appointment. I had waxed 2 of them before so they were comfortable at Mark & ME. One had been waxed elsewhere. The 4th was a wax virgin. She looked around the room with the 5 of us in there and the closed door and exclaimed that she didn’t realize getting Brazilians was a group activity.
I have dozens of women who take Vicodin before their Brazilian. For me, the stomach ache I would get from the Vicodin would be way worse then the wax could ever be.