A girl who came fresh from a shower, walked in the room, took off her pants and discovered she had just gotten her period. She cleaned it up, got on the table, and I gave her a Brazilian. When I was just about to finish, I suggested she go for a drink to celebrate her first wax. Since it was only 8:30 in the morning, I suggested that she get a Bloody Mary. Then I pointed to her vagina and then to myself and said, “get it? Bloody Mary.”
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A man and woman came in and got a Couples Brazilian Wax. It was a little different then a Couples Massage.
One of the fours ladies from yesterday left her heels on during her wax. They called it a porn star wax. We have lots of those at Mark & ME.
Four co-workers came together for a wax. They all walked into the room together for the appointment. I had waxed 2 of them before so they were comfortable at Mark & ME. One had been waxed elsewhere. The 4th was a wax virgin. She looked around the room with the 5 of us in there and the closed door and exclaimed that she didn’t realize getting Brazilians was a group activity.
I have dozens of women who take Vicodin before their Brazilian. For me, the stomach ache I would get from the Vicodin would be way worse then the wax could ever be.
Last night I had a neck MRI that lasted 45 minutes and all I could think of is why anyone would lie on a table for that long to get a Brazilian. It’s Barbaric!
A lady told me it was a treat to get her butt-hole waxed. I can’t really say that it is a treat for me.
Referrals are great, because it can help a woman get the inside scoop on this whole mysterious Brazilian thing. I love to hear the advice that people get from their friends before coming to Mark & ME. One woman was told to make sure she kept her hair scarf on so she didn’t get color on my pillow.
Women often wait a day to have sex after they’ve gotten a Brazilian, because it can be tender to use it the same day. I actually had a man tell me that he was going to wait a day after I gave him a Brazilian before using it, because he felt pretty tender as well.
I was telling a married couple about a nasty encounter I recently had with a client who obviously hadn’t showered in days. Then I told them a crazy story about a new man that I waxed. That’s when the man looked at me and said that I am officially a prostitute, because I will do anybody, no matter what.