Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Twiddly dee
Twiddly dum
You got a Brazilian
Now you’ll get some

After I finished popping one of the Brazilian Cherries, she got dressed, sat down to wait for her cousin, and yelled, “my pussy has a heartbeat!”

I popped 4 Brazilians Cherries yesterday. There was some yelling and lots of sweating, but, no worries, I used protection. I kept my black glove on the whole time.

I wanted to give a shout out to the client that noticed our online yellow page site was totally messed up. Days, hours, services,forms of payment, description….basically everything was wrong. It’s a miracle you have found us! But I did check the reviews, and they were outstanding. My second shout out of the morning is to everyone who wrote such awesome things about us. Feeling very loved this morning. Thank you!!
~your Brazilian Servant~

If a woman has a hoo-ha, does that mean a man has a hoo-hang?
~Brazilian curiosity~

When I encounter unpleasant lady parts, I just try to find some humor in it.
~my Brazilian coping mechanism~

When I was in beauty school, I tried to get out of taking the wax class, because the idea of waxing any body part on someone scared the shit out of me. Oh, how things have changed.

By the time I roll you on your side, we have cemented our friendship. No worries, I have enough room in my heart for as many BFF’s as I can find.
~your Brazilian Friend Forever~

My license plate says wax it all. Someone thought it said wax tail. That works too.

A girl told me that she hated wearing a weave in the summer because they are so hot. I told her that is why she needed to keep up with the weave down below.
~Brazilian Advice~