Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I think he’d prefer to sniff what is beneath your panties.
~Brazilian Wisdom~

During a bikini wax, I commented on how cute a girl’s kiwi panties were. She said they were scratch and sniff that lost their sniff.

When a girl tells me she has a vajungle down there, I am tempted to put on my camouflage.
~working in the Brazilian Jungle~

I asked a girl how the dating scene was going. She said, don’t you mean the f’ing scene? Brazilians are appropriate for all kinds of relationships.

I’m reading a book where a couple talk about being selectively deviant. I was thinking that it has to be more fun to be selectively deviant when you’ve had a Brazilian.

I am actively working on my next book, and I didn’t want to do another chapter on hygiene. If people don’t stop presenting nasty situations in my face, however, I may not have a choice.
~your frustrated Brazilian author~

A woman walks in the room and tells me that before she takes her pants off, I should go get my machete.
~Brazilian Combat~

On the 4th of July
We celebrate we’re free
So enjoy the Brazilian
You got at Mark & ME

A client told me she would rather get a boob job then a Brazilian. I think both are good.

Rain rain go away. I got a Brazilian and want to play.