Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Celebrate your Happy Hoo-Ha with a quick rip and a laugh.

A man was so nervous and sweaty during his first Brazilian that he rolled onto his side and right off the table.

You buy a Groupon for a Brazilian. She burns your skin so badly that you can’t exercise or play with it for several days and need to use Neosporin on it just to be comfortable enough to walk around. Once the burn subsides, you realize she broke your hair and now it’s stubbly. That’s what I call a deal.

A man came into the room with his wife for her wax. While her leg was in the air, he put a dollar on her stomach and told me it was all I can eat under a dollar.

Brazilians give you a sense of confidence that is hard to explain.

I think he’d prefer to sniff what is beneath your panties.
~Brazilian Wisdom~

During a bikini wax, I commented on how cute a girl’s kiwi panties were. She said they were scratch and sniff that lost their sniff.

When a girl tells me she has a vajungle down there, I am tempted to put on my camouflage.
~working in the Brazilian Jungle~

I asked a girl how the dating scene was going. She said, don’t you mean the f’ing scene? Brazilians are appropriate for all kinds of relationships.

I’m reading a book where a couple talk about being selectively deviant. I was thinking that it has to be more fun to be selectively deviant when you’ve had a Brazilian.