Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It hurted. It hurted, said the new client. Yep, sometimes proper English goes out the window when you get a Brazilian.

Men try to be so strong when they get Brazilians, but you know they are dying when they grit their teeth and beg me to be done down there.

Apple peaches pumpkin pie.
I got a Brazilian and now I can fly!

I had to drag two new clients in from the parking lot. They were so nervous about getting their Brazilians, they were just standing next to their car not making any effort to walk towards the entrance.

A girl stopped waxing because her man was being lazy and wasn’t grooming his junk. One day, he sent her a picture of his bad penis. She called me right away.

In ancient times, it was a sign of purity for the aristocracy to remove all of their pubic hair. I don’t know about you, but removing all of mine makes me have very impure thoughts.
~Ancient Brazilians~

If you’re mean, one day karma will probably bite you in the ass. And if you’re mean, I bet you have a hairy ass.
~waxing wisdom~

I think it would be tough to do Brazilians in South Carolina, because the locals seem to have such poor diets. Everything is fried, has cream or cheese sauces, and there is bacon on everything. I have never seen so many different fried chicken joints in my life. The flip side of the equation is that I have never met so many genuinely friendly people in my life either. Maybe fried chicken is the secret to a happy life.

I was watching an elderly couple have breakfast at a Waffle House in South Carolina. The man was soaking his bread in his glass of water before eating it. That had to have made it easier to eat since he had no teeth. I couldn’t help but think that the no teeth thing could be kind of fun for her.
~Southern Brazilian Humor~

A girl didn’t know where to put her hands during her Brazilian. She tried holding her low stomach but got wax on her hands, so she decided it was best to hold her boobs.