Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

In ancient times, it was a sign of purity for the aristocracy to remove all of their pubic hair. I don’t know about you, but removing all of mine makes me have very impure thoughts.
~Ancient Brazilians~

If you’re mean, one day karma will probably bite you in the ass. And if you’re mean, I bet you have a hairy ass.
~waxing wisdom~

I think it would be tough to do Brazilians in South Carolina, because the locals seem to have such poor diets. Everything is fried, has cream or cheese sauces, and there is bacon on everything. I have never seen so many different fried chicken joints in my life. The flip side of the equation is that I have never met so many genuinely friendly people in my life either. Maybe fried chicken is the secret to a happy life.

I was watching an elderly couple have breakfast at a Waffle House in South Carolina. The man was soaking his bread in his glass of water before eating it. That had to have made it easier to eat since he had no teeth. I couldn’t help but think that the no teeth thing could be kind of fun for her.
~Southern Brazilian Humor~

A girl didn’t know where to put her hands during her Brazilian. She tried holding her low stomach but got wax on her hands, so she decided it was best to hold her boobs.

Twiddly dee
Twiddly dum
You got a Brazilian
Now you’ll get some

After I finished popping one of the Brazilian Cherries, she got dressed, sat down to wait for her cousin, and yelled, “my pussy has a heartbeat!”

I popped 4 Brazilians Cherries yesterday. There was some yelling and lots of sweating, but, no worries, I used protection. I kept my black glove on the whole time.

I wanted to give a shout out to the client that noticed our online yellow page site was totally messed up. Days, hours, services,forms of payment, description….basically everything was wrong. It’s a miracle you have found us! But I did check the reviews, and they were outstanding. My second shout out of the morning is to everyone who wrote such awesome things about us. Feeling very loved this morning. Thank you!!
~your Brazilian Servant~

If a woman has a hoo-ha, does that mean a man has a hoo-hang?
~Brazilian curiosity~