I gave myself a Brazilian after work yesterday. As I was driving home, I felt refreshed and exhilarated. I actually felt like I could fly! I really don’t understand why everyone doesn’t wax. It feels amazing.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Two friends came together for a wax. One was a regular. The other was a virgin. The regular told the virgin that she was going to like her Brazilian so much that she should plan on spending the entire day masturbating.
A man wanted to know what happened to his woman, because ever since she got a Brazilian, she has more frequent and more intense orgasms. She found M.E.
Sometimes women ask me repeatedly throughout the service how many strips it will take until I am done. Sorry, but every Brazilian I perform is unique, so I cannot tell you exactly how many strips it will take. Besides, I am too busy talking to count.
Hair can generate heat. Heat can generate moisture. Moisture can generate yuk. Get a Brazilian.
Brazilians are for everybody. 2…3…400 pounds? I don’t care as long as I can get to your parts.
I have a lot of clients trying to convince their moms to get Brazilians. And I have to laugh because most of the moms in question are around my age. What they don’t know is that many of their moms already come to me and they just don’t know it.
New clients get so nervous when Mark answers the phone, because they are afraid that a man will be doing their Brazilian. Rest assured there are only women at Mark & ME that do the Brazilian Waxing. Mark is only allowed to do a Brazilian on yours truly.
Did you know you can make an omelette in your anal cavity? It is called a Portuguese Breakfast. It is a new expression I learned while giving a woman a Brazilian. I cannot decide if it is clever or simply revolting. I do know that I am going to stick with Brazil and stay far away from Portugal. And I may never eat an omelette again.
Women often complain that their vagina feels hot after they get a Brazilian. Hello… making you hot is the point!