As I was lighting candles in the hallway, I could overhear one of my staff members giving a woman a Brazilian. The client was doing multiplication problems aloud to keep distracted from what my girl was doing to her. Although the numbers she was multiplying were quite simple, she could not seem to come up with the correct answers.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
The reason the man from yesterday came into the room was not for moral support for his girlfriend. He was hoping I would let him pull off one of the wax strips. When he asked me if he could do that, she started yelling, “You ain’t touching me. She’s the professional!”
~Your Brazilian Professional~
A guy came in with his girlfriend to watch her get a Brazilian. He asked me if I ever did dudes. I told him I had waxed the cracks of two men’s butt cheeks that week. He was completely shocked and said, “But we’re dudes. We’re supposed to have hair back there!”
Attitude is everything and Brazilians give you a kick ass attitude.
You can sit up and try to watch me give you a Brazilian, but it goes a lot quicker if you just lie back and let me do my thing. Besides, when you sit up, you risk getting smacked in the face when I’m ripping the top.
You know it’s time for a Brazilian when you have to keep readjusting your panties because they just don’t fit right.
A client told me she always feels skinnier after she gets a Brazilian. Skinny is good.
A girl told me she couldn’t wait to get her Brazilian, because she was so excited to have smooth skin again. Amen sister!
Brazilian Theme Song. Slip, Sliding Away by Paul Simon. Like it.
Another brilliant email came my way. Brazilian Theme Songs. First one on the playlist…Welcome to the Jungle.