I received a wonderfully random email yesterday from a Brazilian client that I just had to share. “I was at the dentist for a six-month cleaning yesterday. Afterwards, they gave me a toothbrush and some floss. I had to laugh when I read the floss container because it made me think of your salon. The flavor was “Waxed Tutti Frutti.” Clearly, my dentist and I have differing ideas about what a waxed Tutti Frutti is.”
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
My clients often apologize when they have gone a long time between waxes. One woman sent me an email apologizing for her fro. She said it looked like Soul Train down there.
Please remember that “No Shave November” does not apply to your pubic hair. Skipping a month between Brazilians is not good for anybody.
A woman came into the shop and bought eight copies of The Happy Hoo-Ha for her book club. When they meet next month to discuss the book, yours truly is going to make a surprise guest appearance.
Now that Daylight Savings Time has screwed up our sleep cycle, we still have an extra hour to enjoy our Brazilians!
In my opinion, our government created Daylight Savings Time so we could have an extra hour to enjoy our Brazilian Bikini Wax.
If you are worried about the Brazilian service being awkward, rest assured I will keep you entertained. Keeping you distracted makes it go faster and hurt less. Trust me, I got this.
A woman called the salon and asked if the “Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian” was just a gimmick, because she gets waxed at another salon in town that takes close to an hour. I assured her that the expression was based on fact. She wanted to know how it was possible to do it that fast. She also questioned whether or not we follow the direction of the hair growth or if we just slap the wax on haphazardly. I tried to explain to her that during my 20 years of experience, I have perfected an efficient method of waxing that works incredibly well and has made Mark and ME very popular. I truly hope she lets me wax her next time so she can see that it does not have to be such a long, arduous procedure but a quick and fun trip to the salon.
Some women should not wait months between Brazilians. Grey, curly, thick hair can be really hard to pull out. I told a client that her hair was a pain the ass. She told me I was a pain in her pussy.
A girl was waiting for her Brazilian appointment with me and was looking at my book. She opened up to a random page and read about the girl who wanted me to leave a mistletoe shape in the front of her bikini so her man would kiss her under the mistletoe. She thought it was weird that someone would want a mistletoe. I have to admit, I thought it was pretty clever.