Today is a day that we are supposed to reflect on what we are thankful for in our lives. Like most of you, I am truly thankful for my family and my friends. But I would be remiss if I did not admit that I am also thankful for the discovery of Brazilians, because they have brought a lot of joy to my life. Although I am not sure that was what the Pilgrims had in mind.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Use the restroom before you get waxed, not only so you have a chance to freshen up, but so you don’t pee on me.
~Brazilian Rule #6~
Leave your dingleberries at home.
~Brazilian Rule #5~
Hanging onto my arms disrupts the laws of physics. If I can’t use two arms to pull off the strip, it’s going to get ugly.
~Brazilian Rule #4~
Holding your breath is not recommended. Passing out has happened and actually scares the crap out of me.
~Brazilian Rule #3~
Closing your legs doesn’t make it hurt less.
~Brazilian Rule #2~
Your underwear needs to come off. It isn’t negotiable. Sorry.
~Brazilian Rule #1~
A college girl told me I was cool yesterday. I thought that was an awesome compliment. Because despite my chronological age, I am 21 at heart. I think this Brazilian Business keeps me young.
When you do what I do for a living, anything can have a Brazilian reference. For example, I was watching Crocodile Dundee last night and there was a fire in the bush. I could not help but smile thinking of how I help women have more fire in their bush.
A guy referred to his woman’s bush as a tarantula, because she was overdue for her Brazilian. I guess in some ways it did look like a big, hairy spider. Don’t worry though, I dismembered that bad boy one leg at a time.