Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

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I told the woman from yesterday who was admiring her Brazilian that her man wouldn’t be able to stop touching her. She said she didn’t care about him. She wasn’t going to be able to stop touching herself!

A woman in her 40’s was completely blown away by her first Brazilian experience. She said she hadn’t seen her lady parts since she was a little girl. She admitted that after I finished the service, she was admiring what it looked like in the mirror from a variety of angles.

One of my client’s teenaged son developed a pilonidal cyst between his butt cheeks from hair that got imbedded and infected. He had to have the cyst drained to relieve the pressure and the pus. His doctor told him he needed to keep that area hair free. See, waxing is a medical necessity.

Women often come in for a Brazilian just to prove to themselves that they have the courage to do it but don’t plan to do it more than once. Then they realize how amazing it is.

A was talking to a group of ladies and one of my friend’s told them I had no filter. Now what fun would my Brazilians be if I had a filter?

Remember that I did not drag you into the salon by your hair (on your head or otherwise) and force you to get it done. You made the appointment of your own free will. So it isn’t fair to fight me.
~Brazilian Rule #10~

Don’t eat beans before your wax.
~Brazilian Rule #9~

Swearing is accepted and even encouraged. It seems to make the waxing experience more tolerable.
~Brazilian Rule #8~

Modesty towels are not available at our salon. I need to see your parts and towels just get in my way.
~Brazilian Rule #7~