Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

And for those of you who saw Walden get that Gentleman’s Brazilian, aren’t you glad I don’t put you on your hands and knees?

I saw Walden on Two and a Half Men get a Brazilian this week. It is the second time I saw someone get a wax on television where the technician was standing between the client’s knees. Now that seems awkward.

I love when new clients go to our website and read the Brazilian Wax Helpful Hint list. I designed it to make the experience less intimidating and offer some hints to make it go easier. A new client wanted to know what I meant by “not fighting me,” because she said she would feel bad if she did something wrong. It was the first time anyone ever really wanted specifics about what that meant and I truly appreciated her concern.

Last Sunday I had you check out the site that the woman from Australia graciously blogged about me and The Happy Hoo-Ha. This Sunday I would like you to take a look at the professional site I had done so that people can find something when they search my name on the internet. http://www.menesser.com

An online review said my blogs, although anonymous, were unprofessional. I have tried my entire career to make what could be an uncomfortable and humiliating service fun and comfortable and I will not apologize.
~Your Proud Brazilian Blogger~

The funniest part of waxing the woman from yesterday was when I turned her on her side, she told me that I put her in a sexual position. No, that’s not awkward.

When a new client is really nervous about the pain, I start with the Happy Trail, because that area isn’t very sensitive. As I was trying to convince a woman yesterday that it wasn’t so bad, she said “of course that area doesn’t hurt. It’s all fat and fat doesn’t hurt.”
~Brazilian Strategy Compromised~

One of the book club ladies wanted to know the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me during a Brazilian. So many bizarre things have happened over the years that it was impossible to narrow it down to just one incident.

I was the surprise guest at a book club that was supposed to read The Happy Hoo-Ha last month. But, like most book clubs, the majority did not read the book. Fortunately, it really did not matter.

If Sasquatch was real, he’d hate me.
~The Brazilian Terminator~