Ok gang, I need your help. I am creating a Brazilian Cocktail Menu and am looking for suggestions to add to the list. One of my creations is called the Crotchmopolitan. I am excited to see what you come up with.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
The Urban Dictionary says that a Brazilian Wax is an extremely painful way of removing one’s pubic hair. The person who wrote that definition obviously has never been to Mark & M.E.
Woke up this morning and realized I won’t be doing another Brazilian for the rest of the year. It’s a strange feeling.
I believe in the spirit of Christmas and I hope I have ignited some positive spirit in all of my followers. Have a Happy Holiday and a
Happy Hoo-Ha.
When two sisters pressured their mom to get a Brazilian, I never expected her to try to knock me over with her leg, fall half way off the table into her daughter’s arms, or cackle like a hyena so loudly that the clients on the first floor could hear her, but that is exactly what happened.
Society refers to having a lot of pubic hair as natural. Does that mean that all of the bald people in the world are unnatural?
~Brazilian Question of The Day~
Not only did the Christmas Holly look like a bat, it kind of looked like a mustache as well. Maybe I should just stick to a landing strip.
~Baffled Brazilian Artist~
A woman asked for a mistletoe. Her hair wasn’t really the right texture so she left with what looked like Christmas Holly. Or maybe a bat.
~your Brazilian Artist?~
Sometimes the stress from getting a Brazilian will elicit hot flashes in women. And it’s kind of funny when the bikini line gets all flushed.
I gave a motivational speech at Midtown last night. Believe it or not, I can talk about something besides Brazilians!