Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

She thought it looked like a caterpillar. I thought it looked like a dead rodent. Gotta love waxing analogies.

i dig it! 🙂 seeing this reminded me that i am really overdue for a Roch cha cha myself! 🙂

When I told a woman what I did for a living, she recommended I coin a new phrase for Brazilian Waxing like the Roch-Cha-Cha so I can brand my unique ten minute service. I think it’s a brilliant idea. Any thoughts?

I love getting feedback about The Happy Hen House. One woman loved the story about the manatee.  I also love that story.  It was a magical moment. And the manatee really did have a large, hairless vagina.

In some cases, I have needed a fan attached to each side. The fans would act as a Brazilian blow torch.

What if I invented a small fan that attaches to my glasses to push unpleasant aromas away from me to make some of my waxing experiences more pleasant?

A girl was trying to save money so she stopped waxing for awhile and started shaving again. It didn’t last very long, because she said you could “connect the dots” with all of the ingrown hairs that she got from shaving again.

When you rip off a bandaid, is it your natural instinct to grab the wound? Probably not. So why do you insist on grabbing your vagina when I rip off a wax strip?

Yesterday, I was at the doctor’s waiting to get a shot. The nurse was a client and she said she had a funny story to tell me. Apparently, her girlfriend had come to get a Brazilian with me and, like most first-timers, her skin was very red after. Her husband looked at her v-j-jay and said it looked like a red tomato.  A few weeks later, this couple bought a boat and considered naming it The Red Tomato.

People have interesting expressions they use when they are coming for a Brazilian so no one will know what they are really doing.  I have a woman who refers to her appointments as going to brunch.  I think that is quite fitting.