Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Can snatches get swampy too?

A man wanted to know if waxing between his cheeks would alleviate swamp ass.  I imagine it will.

Mark was sitting at the front desk in our waiting room when a girl walked right by him and started to leave the salon. He stopped her and asked if she had just gotten a Brazilian. She said yes. He asked her if she needed to be cashed out. She said she didn’t know where she should pay since there wasn’t a girl sitting at the front desk. He told her she could cash out with him since he was sitting there. She was apprehensive but did pay for the service. I don’t remember putting a “free waxing” sign on the door that day.

A woman brought her baby into the room while I was giving her a Brazilian.  About half way through the service, the baby started fussing, so I started talking to the baby to quiet him down. When I left the room, the next client waiting wanted to know why I was “baby talking” to the woman’s vagina?

Bald vaginas could rule the world.

Vaginas have a lot of power.

“No one should have a furry fanny.” Wise words from a loyal Mark & M.E. client.

What do you suggest instead?

A silver beaver is not as distinguished as a silver fox.
~waxing words of wisdom~

My staff is very conscientious that I have everything I need when I am busy, like drinking water or waxing supplies. Yesterday, Kiersten knocked on my door and asked me how I was doing and if I needed anything.  I thanked her for checking on me and told her that I was good.  That was when the client sat up and screamed “I need painkillers!”