Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I hope there are fireworks in all of my ladies lady parts today and that everyone has a
 Happy Hen House.

A woman told me that her pubic hair was so long that she could have used a straight edge to groom it.  I gave her my version of a Brazilian Buzz Cut instead.

If you are sporting a retro 70’s look, please remember that hair is combustible, so you don’t want to set off fireworks naked.

The Fourth of July Fur-Removal frenzy has begun. Holidays are better when everyone has a
Happy Hoo-Ha.

I think the “soft” guy from yesterday was regretting his decision to get a Brazilian about the time he loudly declared how emasculating the whole procedure was.

A young man came in for a Brazilian and was concerned about getting an erection. A few minutes into the service, it was obvious that his manhood was not going to show itself to me in its proud and regal form. In fact, he yelled in a desperate form of anguish that he had never been that soft in his entire life.

Any idea what animal can keep a hen really, really happy?

Another first at Mark & ME. Had a young man bite down on a popsicle stick while I gave him a Brazilian. You should have seen the teeth marks on the stick by the time I finished!

“At least when you have surgery, they give you good drugs!” Brazilians aren’t that bad, are they?

I had a woman refer to her happy trail as her treasure trail. Although I don’t think hair from the navel down is cute on a woman, I think her expression was.