Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Hundreds of Rochester women gave their husbands the Brazilian Gift of Love this Father’s Day. I can’t think of a better way to thank your man for being a good daddy.

I received the nicest compliment via email about The Happy Hen House that I wanted to share with you. One of my clients has a baby and, even though she has gone back to work, she has continued to nurse him. Her email said that my book was a work hazard. Apparently, she was reading it at work while she was pumping, lost track of time, and pumped for thirty minutes.

I had an engaged couple drive an hour to come see me for side-by-side Honeymoon Brazilians. It is so exciting to be part of such a special time in people’s lives. I hope that preparing couples for their wedding night will become a new trend, because it is, mot definitely, my kind of trend.

I got a message from a client that said her husband got a legitimate call for a beaver attack the other night.  You have to watch out for those beavers. They can be feisty little buggers.
~Honorary Member of the Brazilian Beaver Wildlife Team~

You may want to hold off on being intimate for several hours after you get a Brazilian, unless you like the way a salty pretzel rod feels against an open wound.

I have become pretty immune to swearing over the years.  It is kind of expected when you’re giving someone a Brazilian. What suprises me is when people scream expressions other than swear words. A new client kept yelling “Jiminy Cricket” throughout the service. Although it was an unusual thing to keep saying, I do know that she will want to rub her legs together like a cricket and make happy noises when I finish with her.

A girl told me that her friend couldn’t understand how she got Brazilians.  She told her friend that waxing was a way of life. Amen sister!

In the Showtime series called Californication, a child walks in on his mother giving a hooker a Brazilian.  He looks at the hooker’s exposed lady parts and says it looks like a big pink walnut.

I waxed a woman who had a labiaplasty (labia reduction surgery) done in March. She said that they put 64 stitches in her. That sounded like a lot of stitches to put in such a small area. She said it looked like a Frank-en-puss.

I know it may surprise you but doing a choke hold on my right hand with your buttock cheeks makes the waxing process a bit more difficult.