Brazilians make people happy which means I make people happy. It’s the best job in the world.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
“I don’t think anything should be put that far in there!” yelled the new wax client. Oh yes it should.
If you’re the kind of person who usually needs to grab onto something when you’re getting a service done, please bring a friend. A death grip on my right arm not only makes the whole service more complicated, it makes Raul want to smack you. And if you don’t know who Raul is, then you need to read The Happy Hen House.
“Lift it like you mean it so it’s easier to clean it!” One of my favorite phrases when I am waxing a person between their cheeks.
Hey ladies, if you are going through the change, you must get a Brazilian. It sucks waking up in the middle of the night sweating and it’s even worse when your sweating and hairy.
One night I got a message from a client who said her husband lost a bet, so now he had to come in and get a Brazilian. When they came in for the appointment, they told me that they were very drunk when they sent the message to me. So I asked them what the bet was. Neither of them could remember.
In The Happy Hoo-Ha, I told a story about the time when a man climbed on my waxing table, two of the legs shattered as he sat down, and the table collapsed. Please don’t worry about that ever happening again at Mark and ME. We buy industrial strength tables now.
If you haven’t ordered your copy of The Happy Hen House yet, did you know there are illustrations in it?
On this Sunday morning, I’m feeling thankful. I’m thankful for the clients who take the time to write awesome reviews online. I also appreciate the positive emails you send us about your experiences at Mark and ME. We love the feedback and appreciate you taking the time to write things down. I’m thankful for all of the clients who tell their friends about us, because referrals are great for business and, more importantly, we love meeting your friends. And lastly, I’m thankful for every hairy hoo-ha that I have had the pleasure of making a Happy Hoo-Ha. Happy Sunday everyone!
I love when dermatologists back me up and tell people that they are no longer able to shave because it is unhealthy for their skin and their only choice is to trim or wax.