A college girl got her first Brazilian with me and it went well and she loved it. Since she couldn’t really afford to do it again, she bought a Groupon for a half leg and Brazilian at another salon. The service took two hours. She said she thought she was going to lose her mind because it hurt so bad and took so long. After the appointment, she had to drive to her parents house which was about four hours away. She said she could barely sit because she was so sore. Needless to say, she waited until she had enough money to come see me again.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I think I’m going to start taking pictures of the bruises and scratches on my right arm and demand some kind of combat pay from my partner in crime at Mark & M.E.
Yep, I made a man squeal during his Brazilian.
Our youngest had his graduation party last night, so now all of our kids will be out of the house. People keep asking me how we are going to deal with the empty nest time in our life. Don’t most people know that I spend my life buried in nests?
Three couples came in yesterday for side-by-side Brazilians. I think this is a wonderful new trend!
A client reminded me that I have had a longer relationship with her v-j-jay then most of her boyfriends.
~The Everlasting Brazilian Bond~
People can still hear you when you scream into a towel.
~Brazilian Truths~
When the girl kicked me in the head, my glasses didn’t actually fall to the ground. She knocked them off my right ear which left them dangling from my left ear. And, now that I think about it, it must have looked pretty ridiculous.
~another scene from the Brazilian Battleground~
Another first in my Brazilian world. When I asked a woman to lift her left leg, she was flailing around so much that she kicked off my glasses. Not only were my glasses expensive, it hurt to have them kicked off my face.
It’s funny how awkward people behave when you tell them you do Brazilians for a living. Half of the world population has a vagina, so what is the big deal?