Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I’ve cancelled my trip for next week so I can be here for all my hairy friends in Rochester. Yep, I’ve chosen snatches over sunshine.

Some people say that beauty is only skin deep. How can you find that beauty when it’s hiding under that deep, dark bush?
~Monday Morning Brazilian humor~

I usually introduce myself to new clients as Mary Elizabeth, the M.E. of Mark and M.E. Today, a girl was shocked that the name of our salon referred to Mark and I. She always thought that the salon was named after the movie “Marley and ME.” Although we love dogs, we didn’t name our salon after a movie about a dog.

A job isn’t about how much money you make. It’s about loving your career choice, doing the best job possible, making people happy and being proud of the work you do. I don’t regret changing careers. I didn’t love teaching the way I love working at Mark and M.E.  I love going to work every day. Getting a cosmetology license was one of the smartest decisions in my life. I haven’t hurt anyone in order to achieve my professional success. I have worked hard to perfect my craft. I’m proud of what I’ve accomplished.  Nothing is more rewarding than making people happy. Life is good.

I was thrilled to get another review for A Promise of Passion. Thank you!!!
“Loved the story of Katie and Bryce. Not to spoil the ending for others, I was expecting a different ending. Messer did a great job in taking the story from today to the past and back to today. The sex scenes were tastefully done and still very hot. After finishing A Promise of Passion, I could not wait to read Passion Never Dies.”

Waxing men can be complicated. There are certain parts of their anatomy that remind me of an English Muffin with all the nooks and crannies.

http://apromiseofpassion.com/blog   This is the link to my more risqué blog. Today’s entry is about whether or not you should have a hairy hoo-ha.

I’m feeling a tremendous amount of gratitude this morning. Oswego, Farmington, Williamson…I am truly honored by all of the women who travel to get their Happy Hoo-Ha done by me. Every woman is as special as their vagina is unique. You have made my profession so rewarding and I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I hope everyone has a happy, happy day!

Sometimes my clients take breaks from waxing. I always find it interesting to know what they do in the interim, if anything at all. Last week a woman got on my table with three inch hair that went travelled far down her leg.
-I asked her “When was the last time you were waxed?”
-She replied, “December.”
-“Of what year?” I asked her.
-“2015”

During a Brazilian Bikini Wax, the song “Whip It” by Devo came on the radio.  My client started singing “Rip It” instead of whip it. I loved her enthusiasm. You know I had to join her in a verse.  It was the perfect song to play during a wax.