Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I am continually amused by the funny things my clients say to me. A woman told me that her man said her vagina had teeth. Yes, teeth. Apparently her shaved hair tore up his skin really badly and he was not happy. He was very happy that she came to see me yesterday.

Women tell me all of the time that they grow out their pubic hair because it acts as a chastity belt. Someone said that again to me yesterday. That got me thinking… What fun is being chaste?
Happy Saturday Everyone!

 Yesterday, Mark and I were driving down East Henrietta Road and we saw a homeless man crossing the street. Mark nonchalantly mentioned that he stopped by Dibello’s the day before and bought this man a meatball sub. If we hadn’t seen the man, I doubt he would have said anything. I know that Mark gives many of the homeless people in our neighborhood money on a regular basis. He has even taken one of the guys to the diner on a freezing cold day and gave him $20 for a hot meal. His quiet acts of kindness make me love him even more. In this very volatile time in our history, let’s focus on being kind.

As I was performing a Gentleman’s Brazilian on a man who has been coming to me for over two years, I felt him flinch. When I looked at him, I noticed a tear rolling down his face. He told me that I brought tears to his eyes. It was a first. I made a grown man cry.

Mark and M.E. sells The Happy Hoo-Ha Numbing Cream to help make the waxing experience easier.  I had a client buy a tube for a friend who was afraid to get a Brazilian. The friend has a very active sex life. After a few rounds of aggressive lovemaking, she felt very sore. She put a lot of the numbing cream inside of her body. As you can probably imagine, putting Lidocaine in her dark, cavernous lady parts was not a good idea.

There’s this thing on Facebook that invites friends to think of one word that describes how you met. Since many of my followers on Facebook are clients, the one word is easy for me. Vagina. Or a slang version of the word. It makes me laugh every time I read one of these posts, because that is the reason I know so many people. I wonder what word my followers would use for me?

Over the years, I’ve noticed that many of my hispanic clients tend to speak in Spanish when they get their Brazilians done. Many moons ago, I was fairly fluent in the language, so I usually understand what they are saying. So when a woman looked at me and screamed “Tu Madre” I couldn’t help but say something back to her.  I immediately said “Tu Padre”  because it was the only thing I could think of. I’m happy to report it made her laugh.

Woke up to this review about Mark and ME on Google Business.  Great way to start my day!
“I went only just a few times. The first time I was very apprehensive about doing something so personal, but M.E is excellent. She took your mind off of it and just had a normal conversation, plus it’s just a friendly atmosphere. With all of the workers. I definitely will keep going there and referring my friends.”

If I can make a woman feel sexy, then I have the best job in the world. #brazilianbikiniwax #marknme

Guess who wrote another article for Rochester Woman Online?  If it says something about The Happy Hoo-Ha, I think it’s easy to figure out who the author is!