Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
For all of my last minute Chewbacca friends, there have been several cancellations tomorrow due to the influenza sickness that has plagued our fair city. Let me know if you need our services. Bandit and I will be at Mark and M.E. from 9-6 tomorrow to de-fur you in the fun, loving manner you are all accustomed to at the Home of the 10 Minute Brazilian.
Iceland, Hawaii, Dominican, Mexico, Florida, South Carolina…those are just a few of the places my clients are traveling to this week for February break. Thank you for including me in your preparations for your trips. I’m glad I’m not the only one who believes that a good Brazilian Bikini Wax is a vital part of going on vacation!
It is not uncommon for women to squirm a lot during a Brazilian Wax. I had a woman recently who moved around so much that I thought she was going to fall off the far side of the table. Between grabbing me and closing her legs, the wax was extremely difficult for me to do. On top of it all, she had a piercing in her nether regions that I was afraid of removing by accident amidst all her gyrations. I asked her very nicely to try to relax and stop moving so I could finish. She said that is exactly what the guy said when she lost her virginity. He told her to lie back and relax and it wouldn’t hurt so much.
I think one of the main reasons the Mark and M.E. Salon has been so successful is because Mark and I have been together so long. Today we celebrate 30 years since that fateful day we exchanged vows. I knew it would be interesting when I noticed the man I was marrying was wearing hot pink socks during the ceremony. The time has gone way too fast, but we love our family and we love each other and that’s what it’s all about. We hope everyone finds true love at least once in their lifetime. Happy Valentine’s Day!
If you didn’t get your parts in pristine condition for the day dedicated to lovers, no worries. Mark and M.E. will be working tomorrow! We are hoping to sneak out early so please let us know as soon as possible if you want to come in. marknmesalon@gmail.com or 585-473-7360
A woman in her late forties told me she deliberately waits a long time between waxes, because she likes to be discretionary about who sees that area on her. It had been awhile since she had been intimate with someone. As she put it, “I don’t like to give away my goodies!”
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, you can only imagine what a fun week I had at Mark and M.E. I have so many stories to share that I’m not even sure where to begin. For example, one woman told me that her husband said her lady parts were “growling” at him. I must confess that her’s wasn’t the only one growling at me the past few days.
I ran a marathon through a sea of vaginas yesterday. There was so much laughter throughout the day that I was sad to see the day end. I’m proud to say I made it to the finish line with a huge smile on my face and a rowdy 70’s song in my heart. Round two of the Valentine Vagina Regatta begins at 7:30 this morning. I can’t wait to see who joins me in the race for that sexy and empowering feeling that only a thorough Brazilian Bikini Wax can give you! Happy Saturday Everyone!
For two years, Mark and I have been entertaining the thought of opening a small wax salon on the East side of town. The other day, Mark went to check out a place for me. He said the space wreaked of dogs. Apparently, the space used to be a dog grooming business. For those of you who are aware of what I do for a living, I specialize in pussy cats, not puppy dogs.
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