Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman came in today who was really unsure about whether or not I was honestly comfortable waxing someone when she has her period. So when I approached her in the waiting area, she asked me if I was really OK with it being corked. Took me a second to figure out what she was referring to, and then I laughed because I loved the expression and I had never heard it before.
Believe me, sometimes it is more hygienic when it is plugged up. So, yes, I am OK if you have a cork in it.
So a girl hops on the table and starts giggling even before I touched her. Laughing is a common response when a woman is nervous about getting a wax. Her laughter was so infectious that it was hard not to laugh with her. I asked her if she laughed like that during sex.
Her reply, “only if his penis is small.”
A lady calls and says she didn’t know if she should cancel her appointment because she had just gotten her period. My husband told her to put a fresh tampon in when she got to the shop and I’d be happy to do her.
When she started undressing, she asked me if I knew she had called. I hadn’t. Women call all the time wondering if I can wax them during their cycle. I told her as long as she was plugged up, we were good.
So she undressed, hopped up on the table, and told me that she never wore tampons.
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that a lot of swearing goes on during a wax service. Some of the sweetest, most conservative women can swear like truck drivers. Women even swear in other languages. That always makes me laugh. Many women apologize because they get embarrassed when they scream obscenities, but I always try to reassure them that it is very common and doesn’t bother me at all. I even read a blurb in a magazine that said swearing can help you cope with pain better. So swear away, my virgin ears can take it.
And, for the record, fuck is the number one swear word that I hear when I wax someone.
There’s a really long chapter in my book about hygiene. It’s called “what’s that smell?” When you are dealing with genitalia, it’s vital that the area you are working on is clean. Therefore, if I am waxing your backside and I pull the strip off and there is brown residue all over the strip, you seriously do not understand how to properly cleanse yourself prior to a wax. Bowel movements and Brazilians should be two totally distinctive, unrelated events. Get it?
Those are some kick-ass Deltoids!! Nice photo, Hoo-Ha Mama!!
A friend of mine suggested I post a pic of myself for those of you who wonder what I look like. Fortunately my daughter knew how to do this. I think she found an appropriate picture for this blog, but I was disappointed that I couldn’t add a caption to it.
So, if you’re interested, scroll down to the right to see the pic.
And, if I could, I’d like the caption to say…”you never know what you’ll find down there!”