Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

hahaha that’s great!

We are very kid friendly at our salon. For most salon services, it doesn’t really matter if the client has a child with them. It can be awkward, however, when a mom comes in for a Brazilian and has a child with her. Usually we leave the kids downstairs with my husband or a staff member. Occasionally, children do come in the room with their mom. Unless the child is poorly behaved, I could care less.
Today a lady came in with her son & daughter. I offered them some puzzles to play with and showed them a place on the first floor to hang out while I took their mom upstairs. I asked her what her kids thought she was doing at the salon. She told them I was helping her with her groin injury.
Close enough.

I spent a lot of time coming up with the title of the book, and since most people laugh when I tell them the title, I think it was a good choice. I also put a lot of thought into the chapter titles. I do not mean to be disrespectful to any man that I have ever waxed, but, for the most part, men do not tolerate the waxing procedure as well as their female counterpart. That is why my chapter on men is called “guys are the real pussies.”

Last year.. Details magazine.

WOOHOO we are famous 🙂

OMG… LOL

My clients keep me updated on what is trendy or hip. My life is too busy to browse through girly magazines to keep up with the changes in fashion or behaviors. I hear about all sorts of popular trends like hair styles, nail polish colors, verbal expressions, text abbreviations, types of birth control…. And every once in awhile, I am surprised by what I learn.

So since when did “anal become the new oral?”

So I am probably the fastest wax tech around. I can make some girls completely bald in 3-4 minutes. No kidding….no strays…. I have also been called all sorts of interesting names. A couple months ago a lady came to me for the 1st time. It was her 2ND Brazilian ever. Her first experience with someone else lasted almost an hour. She was pretty surprised that it took me less than 10 minutes. She had some female problems which lead to some slight bruising on her bikini line after I finished the service. The day after she got waxed by me, she went to her gynecologist. Since she was scheduling a surgery, he was concerned about how fragile her skin was in that area. So he asked her who the person was that waxed her. She said Zorro. He told her to tell Zorro to slow down.

There is a reason I named the book “Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha.” After this week, I am tempted to change it to “Power Wash Your Pussy!” Get the hint?

People have all sorts of pet names for their v-jay-jays. In fact, I have written an entire chapter in my book about the different names that I have heard over the years. What you don’t hear much about are names for the rectum. So I was excited when a client told me her girlfriend calls her anus the “brown starfish.” After years of looking at assholes, I was thoroughly amused by that description. It’s more appropriate then you may think.