Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Did you ever see the movie “Home Alone” when the kid puts the after shave on his face and screams because it burns? That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention and use the hand sanitizer that I leave on the clean up station on your cootch instead of your hands.

If my man couldn’t get it up even with the little blue pill……I’d get a new man.

A client told me “you better not put anything about my fat ass in your blog!”

Whoops. I just did.

i blame porn

hahahah LOVE you. you’re in an out

If you want to be part of the “clean cootchie club” you need to get it done every 4-6 weeks.

Had a woman in today who wanted to stretch it out closer to her vacation.

Ten weeks is too long.

Famous 🙂 Love you M.E.

You should start another section call “Life Lessons from M.E.”

I only do Brazilians on women. Men can have some dense hair that is a bitch to pull out. Besides, the scrotum is too thin and it tends to tear. Enough said.

After all these years, I have become very tolerant of gross stuff. In fact, I sometimes feel like a doctor with the weird things I have seen and amateurishly diagnosed.

So another occupational hazard is the whole menstrual cycle. Twice this week, I had women get their period while they were in the table. Don’t feel bad, just another thing I have learned to shrug off.