Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

stop it!!! I hate to say I want to know the rest of the story – hahahahaha

Good to know – I would have never asked ;o)

She speaks the truth!!! After 6 years I finally gave in – and excrusiatingly uncomfortable is where I would rate this – and that’s that I “just” got a bikini not a “brazilian”!!!!

There is always a slight possibility of passing out.

So don’t forget to breathe.

There is an old song that I think Tom Jones sang and it starts out with the phrase “pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you…”

A young girl walks into the room to get waxed and as she starts to undress, that song begins to play. She starts laughing hysterically and commented that it was quite an appropriate song to be playing while she got her pussy waxed.

Did you ever see the movie “Home Alone” when the kid puts the after shave on his face and screams because it burns? That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention and use the hand sanitizer that I leave on the clean up station on your cootch instead of your hands.

If my man couldn’t get it up even with the little blue pill……I’d get a new man.

A client told me “you better not put anything about my fat ass in your blog!”

Whoops. I just did.

i blame porn

hahahah LOVE you. you’re in an out