Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A client told me “you better not put anything about my fat ass in your blog!”

Whoops. I just did.

i blame porn

hahahah LOVE you. you’re in an out

If you want to be part of the “clean cootchie club” you need to get it done every 4-6 weeks.

Had a woman in today who wanted to stretch it out closer to her vacation.

Ten weeks is too long.

Famous 🙂 Love you M.E.

You should start another section call “Life Lessons from M.E.”

I only do Brazilians on women. Men can have some dense hair that is a bitch to pull out. Besides, the scrotum is too thin and it tends to tear. Enough said.

After all these years, I have become very tolerant of gross stuff. In fact, I sometimes feel like a doctor with the weird things I have seen and amateurishly diagnosed.

So another occupational hazard is the whole menstrual cycle. Twice this week, I had women get their period while they were in the table. Don’t feel bad, just another thing I have learned to shrug off.

I F*cking love you ME!! Brillo… geez thats a bit rough!

Listen up ladies. If you have never had a Brazilian, I have to warn you that it isn’t like getting a back rub. The feeling can range from slightly uncomfortable to fucking excruciating. Regardless of how it feels and how well you tolerate pain, stop fighting me! I am tired of you closing your legs, covering your parts with your hand when its covered in wax, and pushing your leg against my torso hoping I’ll just go away or fall over. Once you’ve made the decision to get it done, suck it up. Be cooperative and stop whining. No matter how hard you resist, I will finish the service. And, believe me, the less you fight me, the quicker it’s over.