Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

I understand that when you move out of town , you have to cheat on me.

Yesterday a girl called to tell us about her experience at another salon. The technician used small strips (like the one’s we use for your upper lip or brow) which makes the service take a million times longer. And, believe me, you want this over as quickly as possible. But the funny part is that the technician made her hold a Popsicle stick over the opening of her cootch.

Now that’s just fucked up.

There are bowls of candy around the salon to reward you when you behave and don’t kick me in the head or fart in my face. It is also there to keep your children amused or to bribe them to behave while you are getting your wax. Finally, the sugar in candy can help when you feel light headed from the pain. Chewing on candy during the actual Brazilian service, however, is not recommended. Under the right circumstance, hard candy, even for adults, can be a chokable.

And that post is why I suggest all women that I speak to regarding this go to you. You make us feel comfortable even in the MOST uncomfortable of situations! I must admit it feels great (after about an hour – LOL) And the sex is great. And as for the fresh and clean feeling – nothing like it!

I must admit I haven’t had it done in over 6 months but that is because I have gained some weight and am somewhat self conscience! But I will be back ME!

stop it!!! I hate to say I want to know the rest of the story – hahahahaha

Good to know – I would have never asked ;o)

She speaks the truth!!! After 6 years I finally gave in – and excrusiatingly uncomfortable is where I would rate this – and that’s that I “just” got a bikini not a “brazilian”!!!!

There is always a slight possibility of passing out.

So don’t forget to breathe.

There is an old song that I think Tom Jones sang and it starts out with the phrase “pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you…”

A young girl walks into the room to get waxed and as she starts to undress, that song begins to play. She starts laughing hysterically and commented that it was quite an appropriate song to be playing while she got her pussy waxed.

Did you ever see the movie “Home Alone” when the kid puts the after shave on his face and screams because it burns? That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention and use the hand sanitizer that I leave on the clean up station on your cootch instead of your hands.

If my man couldn’t get it up even with the little blue pill……I’d get a new man.