Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Hahahah. You KILL me.

I haven’t cheated on you yet, to be honest I’m too scared to!
-Ariel

And if you have to cheat on me, remember to ask the salon how long it takes. Anything longer than 20 minutes, run for the hills.

I understand that when you move out of town , you have to cheat on me.

Yesterday a girl called to tell us about her experience at another salon. The technician used small strips (like the one’s we use for your upper lip or brow) which makes the service take a million times longer. And, believe me, you want this over as quickly as possible. But the funny part is that the technician made her hold a Popsicle stick over the opening of her cootch.

Now that’s just fucked up.

There are bowls of candy around the salon to reward you when you behave and don’t kick me in the head or fart in my face. It is also there to keep your children amused or to bribe them to behave while you are getting your wax. Finally, the sugar in candy can help when you feel light headed from the pain. Chewing on candy during the actual Brazilian service, however, is not recommended. Under the right circumstance, hard candy, even for adults, can be a chokable.

And that post is why I suggest all women that I speak to regarding this go to you. You make us feel comfortable even in the MOST uncomfortable of situations! I must admit it feels great (after about an hour – LOL) And the sex is great. And as for the fresh and clean feeling – nothing like it!

I must admit I haven’t had it done in over 6 months but that is because I have gained some weight and am somewhat self conscience! But I will be back ME!

stop it!!! I hate to say I want to know the rest of the story – hahahahaha

Good to know – I would have never asked ;o)

She speaks the truth!!! After 6 years I finally gave in – and excrusiatingly uncomfortable is where I would rate this – and that’s that I “just” got a bikini not a “brazilian”!!!!

There is always a slight possibility of passing out.

So don’t forget to breathe.