Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

This morning I woke up feeling like I was hit by a bus. Funny thing, the bus was a cute, 115 pound black girl with a coarse, dense, and resistant Afro between her legs. But that wasn’t the biggest problem. She seemed to think that waxing was a contact sport. Holding down a squirming body while trying to effectively rip off her pubic hair was not a good time. But I did it. I won this wrestling match.

Just wanted to give new girls a heads up. I find pubic hair to be quite disgusting. If you come in for a regular bikini wax, nine times out of ten you will leave with a Brazilian.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

My niece had a great idea for an alternate name for the book. “Don’t Buzz Your Beaver!” Love it.

LMAO!!!

M.E.
I was one of those woman who was ashamed (especially after I had my baby) because of the flabby stomach & stretch marks. But you made me feel so comfortable with your crazy personality and funny conversations that now when I come, I don’t have a problem stripping.

Did you know that girls let their pubic hair get long on purpose? It’s a way of keeping themselves from sleeping around. Some of my girls refer to it as their security blanket.

A new client came in yesterday and said she was taking a trip to Baltimore with some friends when one of the friends started reading some of my blogs off her IPhone. Knowing that people are enjoying the blog and are sharing it with others has me so psyched. After hearing how I write, this girl figured she wouldn’t be the worst case I’ve ever seen. It also made her feel more comfortable to come to me for a Brazilian. How cool is that?

It is really difficult coming up with a name for a book that you have put thousands of hours into and hope will one day be published. I’ve remained pretty dedicated to “Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha, ” however, because every person I tell the name to laughs. I have entertained several others as well. For a short while, the book was entitled “Spruce Your Cootch.”

M.E.
I came to you because of a “dare” from my husband. His exact words…”You don’t have a hair on your ass to get that done.” Ha Ha the joke is on him because after 10 minutes with you I didn’t have a hair anywhere! He absolutely was out of his mind the entire weekend! Thank you for making me feel so at ease–if I had known it was that simple, I would have come years ago! Just another something to keep the magic going…25 years and going strong! You’re the BEST M.E. See you soon!

Sometimes hairy can be really scary.