Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

My niece had a great idea for an alternate name for the book. “Don’t Buzz Your Beaver!” Love it.

LMAO!!!

M.E.
I was one of those woman who was ashamed (especially after I had my baby) because of the flabby stomach & stretch marks. But you made me feel so comfortable with your crazy personality and funny conversations that now when I come, I don’t have a problem stripping.

Did you know that girls let their pubic hair get long on purpose? It’s a way of keeping themselves from sleeping around. Some of my girls refer to it as their security blanket.

A new client came in yesterday and said she was taking a trip to Baltimore with some friends when one of the friends started reading some of my blogs off her IPhone. Knowing that people are enjoying the blog and are sharing it with others has me so psyched. After hearing how I write, this girl figured she wouldn’t be the worst case I’ve ever seen. It also made her feel more comfortable to come to me for a Brazilian. How cool is that?

It is really difficult coming up with a name for a book that you have put thousands of hours into and hope will one day be published. I’ve remained pretty dedicated to “Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha, ” however, because every person I tell the name to laughs. I have entertained several others as well. For a short while, the book was entitled “Spruce Your Cootch.”

M.E.
I came to you because of a “dare” from my husband. His exact words…”You don’t have a hair on your ass to get that done.” Ha Ha the joke is on him because after 10 minutes with you I didn’t have a hair anywhere! He absolutely was out of his mind the entire weekend! Thank you for making me feel so at ease–if I had known it was that simple, I would have come years ago! Just another something to keep the magic going…25 years and going strong! You’re the BEST M.E. See you soon!

Sometimes hairy can be really scary.

One of my clients couldn’t afford to get waxed so she started shaving about a year ago. Then she began having a problem with ingrown hairs. There were two areas on the bikini line where the ingrown hairs had gotten swollen and painful. When she went to her gynecologist to have them looked at, he immediately sent her to the emergency room. Her ingrown hairs had developed into abscesses and the infection was so bad that it traveled throughout her body. They had to lance the areas to remove the hairs and some of the infection. She had to stay in the hospital overnight and get a strong dosage of IV antibiotics administered to her in order to kill the infection. After she left the hospital, she was put on antibiotics four times a day to make sure the infection was cleared. She has decided that she will figure out a way to pay for waxing since it now appears to be a medical necessity.

I told you shaving was evil.

And what do you call a person who waxes Brazilians for a living?

Today I was called a pussy ripper.