Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Saw my first rectal hematoma. That was kind of cool.

Bald is beautiful.

A woman told me her husband gave me an A+ after inspecting my work for a long time and not being able to find any strays. He also told her that she should continue coming to me since I do such a great job. It’s so rewarding being a good student. I’d like to say thanks to the hubby for the compliment.

I’ve heard lots of horror stories about how other technicians are performing Brazilians. One of my graduating students is freaking out about who is going to “wax her vag.”

All I can say is good luck with that.

i would like to get waxed where is your salon located?

So let’s be real. Why do we do it? It hurts. It’s embarrassing. It’s weird. I’ll tell you why.

Because sex is better.

No clue! Feel the love for Mary Elizabeth. That’s all I have to say!!!!!

Hey ladies, have you shown your guys my blog?

They love any talk about pussies.

DISGUSTING!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with people?

ha!! love you.