Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A woman who was long overdue for a wax had her leg in the air when her 3 year old ran to the foot of the bed, looked at her hairy vagina, and exclaimed “oh that’s yucky!” Priceless.

One of our regulars came in for a wax even though she doesn’t have a man. She wanted to get a Brazilian in case she fell on a penis. When we asked if that happened often, she said “sometimes I fall on a whole bag of penises!”

Mark & Me
www.marknme.com
1775 Mount Hope Avenue
Rochester, NY 14620-4544
(585) 473-7360

Saw my first rectal hematoma. That was kind of cool.

Bald is beautiful.

A woman told me her husband gave me an A+ after inspecting my work for a long time and not being able to find any strays. He also told her that she should continue coming to me since I do such a great job. It’s so rewarding being a good student. I’d like to say thanks to the hubby for the compliment.

I’ve heard lots of horror stories about how other technicians are performing Brazilians. One of my graduating students is freaking out about who is going to “wax her vag.”

All I can say is good luck with that.

i would like to get waxed where is your salon located?

So let’s be real. Why do we do it? It hurts. It’s embarrassing. It’s weird. I’ll tell you why.

Because sex is better.

No clue! Feel the love for Mary Elizabeth. That’s all I have to say!!!!!