Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

ha!! love you.

Globs of dried blood at the entrance of your hoo-ha don’t make me a happy waxer.

is it wrong for a guy that has a hairy chest to have his chest waxed. Must say it will be his first time. what do you think?

That is AWESOME

A new client came into the room with a friend for their first time wax. I try to make it obvious that I don’t care at all what size, shape or color you are. Never have, never will. Not my way. This girl made a very perceptive remark about how I approach this whole naked body, hair ripping thing. She referred to my wax room as a non-judgement area. Exactly. And thank you.

If you think you are the hairiest I’ve ever seen, trust me, I’ve seen worse.

Someone told me that “pubic hair is unnecessary.”

Agreed.

Always seeking more clients and always interested in how people find me. You know, there are a lot of hairy people out there that really need me.

Had a new client come to me because I was a topic of discussion at a sex toy party. How cool is that?

This morning I woke up feeling like I was hit by a bus. Funny thing, the bus was a cute, 115 pound black girl with a coarse, dense, and resistant Afro between her legs. But that wasn’t the biggest problem. She seemed to think that waxing was a contact sport. Holding down a squirming body while trying to effectively rip off her pubic hair was not a good time. But I did it. I won this wrestling match.

Just wanted to give new girls a heads up. I find pubic hair to be quite disgusting. If you come in for a regular bikini wax, nine times out of ten you will leave with a Brazilian.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.