Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It’s Sunday morning and I just remembered that one of my clients told me that she likes to sit with her husband on Sunday mornings and read my blog entries for the week. How cool is that?

Got kicked pretty hard on the side of my face by a strong foot with a shoe on it this week. It was my not so subtle reminder that waxing is a contact sport.

So a boyfriend sits down at his girl’s computer and starts to type in something and my blog popped up. He asked her what the hell this was, and she told him it was something her waxer had written. He read some of it and thought it was pretty funny. Later on, he wanted to know more about the “hoo-ha hoe-down” thing. Alternative title?

If you have bushes on your backside too, I’m here for you.

If it’s itchy and smelly, then it’s time.

ok cool thanks so much!!!

When I’m looking at your hoo-ha, I don’t think of it as a sexual organ. It’s just a body part with some nasty hair on it. As one of my clients so profoundly put it, it’s like an elbow.

And no one has ever peed on me either. Just lots of farting.

Best question this week. Has anyone ever “cum” on me? Now would that be fucking awkward or what?

Happy to say, no.

Hi gang! Please remember I’m on the hunt for an agent to help me publish my book on hoo-ha’s. So if anyone knows somebody……