When I’m looking at your hoo-ha, I don’t think of it as a sexual organ. It’s just a body part with some nasty hair on it. As one of my clients so profoundly put it, it’s like an elbow.
June 21, 2010
And no one has ever peed on me either. Just lots of farting.
June 20, 2010
Best question this week. Has anyone ever “cum” on me? Now would that be fucking awkward or what?
Happy to say, no.
June 20, 2010
Hi gang! Please remember I’m on the hunt for an agent to help me publish my book on hoo-ha’s. So if anyone knows somebody……
June 19, 2010
A woman who was long overdue for a wax had her leg in the air when her 3 year old ran to the foot of the bed, looked at her hairy vagina, and exclaimed “oh that’s yucky!” Priceless.
June 18, 2010
One of our regulars came in for a wax even though she doesn’t have a man. She wanted to get a Brazilian in case she fell on a penis. When we asked if that happened often, she said “sometimes I fall on a whole bag of penises!”