Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

love you too bev!

All I can say is I love you M.E.

When there are skin tabs or moles underneath your pubic hair, I don’t always see them. Sometimes when I wax over them, they tear around the edges. I have even removed a few. And since that area is so vascular, they tend to bleed and bleed.

One of my clients called her moles angel kisses. I call them a pain in the ass.

I’ve been called lots of names over the years. But the “pube Nazi” is a first.

We are all about group waxing experiences at the salon. Since we basically all have the same parts, what’s the difference? So the last time I had 4 women in the room together, one of the girls was so nervous and resistant, she had a girlfriend on each side of her holding her legs for me.

It’s Sunday morning and I just remembered that one of my clients told me that she likes to sit with her husband on Sunday mornings and read my blog entries for the week. How cool is that?

Got kicked pretty hard on the side of my face by a strong foot with a shoe on it this week. It was my not so subtle reminder that waxing is a contact sport.

So a boyfriend sits down at his girl’s computer and starts to type in something and my blog popped up. He asked her what the hell this was, and she told him it was something her waxer had written. He read some of it and thought it was pretty funny. Later on, he wanted to know more about the “hoo-ha hoe-down” thing. Alternative title?

If you have bushes on your backside too, I’m here for you.

If it’s itchy and smelly, then it’s time.