Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Brazilians make you feel cleaner and that’s important, especially if you have an active sex life.

One of my clients told me she doesn’t like to have dirty sex. Some kind of clean up should follow each round. No leftovers. Agreed.

Twat is fun to say.

Getting a Brazilian can make things much more comfortable between your legs. A long distance runner is so happy that she found me that she told one of her running buddies that she has to go to Brazil.

There are certain parts that don’t hurt quite as much.

Loved it when a girl told me she “wished it all felt like the ass.”

I am usually fairly polite when asking to wax your backside. But sometimes when I am busy, I become much more casual in my demeanor. So when I asked a girl to “give me your ass” and she says “what does that mean…..exactly?” I realize I should remain polite and be more descriptive when asking a woman to roll on her side so I can put hot wax between her butt cheeks.

love you too bev!

All I can say is I love you M.E.

When there are skin tabs or moles underneath your pubic hair, I don’t always see them. Sometimes when I wax over them, they tear around the edges. I have even removed a few. And since that area is so vascular, they tend to bleed and bleed.

One of my clients called her moles angel kisses. I call them a pain in the ass.

I’ve been called lots of names over the years. But the “pube Nazi” is a first.

We are all about group waxing experiences at the salon. Since we basically all have the same parts, what’s the difference? So the last time I had 4 women in the room together, one of the girls was so nervous and resistant, she had a girlfriend on each side of her holding her legs for me.