Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

It only hurts for a minute.

On Friday, a 34 week pregnant woman came in for a wax. She said she felt fat, hot, uncomfortable and hairy. She was a real trooper as I groomed her engorged lady parts. That night she delivered healthy twin girls. She left the sweetest message on my answering machine over the weekend thanking me for grooming her for the delivery. She said it made her feel a lot better. Just another example of my ability to spread joy, one vagina at a time.

Wool sweaters are gross when they are wet.

Okay, this is my 100Th post. Aren’t you dying to know what all this buzz about a bald beave is really about?

You need a chapter on one liners… 🙂

Praise a Pretty Pussy!

A lint free set of lips get licked more.

You don’t have to be young
To get this done.
Just give me five
And your puss will thrive!

Set a new personal record this week. Did my oldest client. She was 75.

One of my clients recently moved to the area and has been frustrated with this whole dating scene in Rochester. She finally met a great guy at church and things have been progressing beautifully over the past month. A few days ago, they were getting down and dirty and she abruptly told him that they had to wait a little longer. Well, of course they had to wait. She had pubic hair growing half way down her leg! She told me yesterday that she was so nervous that I might be out of town or not working, because she couldn’t hold off much longer. Glad I was here for you girl.