Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

A young couple come into the salon and tell me they have been dating since they were eleven. He asks permission to come into the room because it’s her 1st time and she’s really nervous. When we enter the room, he sits down. As soon as she gets on the table, she orders him to stand up and hold her hand. As I start waxing her, he lovingly rubs her head. After a few minutes, she gives him a threatening look and advises him that he’s messing her hair. He says he’s sorry but explains that he was just trying to comfort her. She says, “I don’t care what you’re trying to do. You’re messing my hair!”

Getting a Brazilian does not make you a sexual deviant. However, if it makes you feel more deviant and you want to act upon those feelings…go for it!

It may sound barbaric this whole waxing thing, but it must be worth it if so many women are getting it done on a regular basis. One of my girls was so excited after she got her first wax that she pulled down her pants in the middle of her kitchen so she could show off “her girl” to her best friend who just happened to be a gay guy.

oh dear god my was long enough to braid yesterday lol…thank god for your talents!

Hard to have fun on a slip-n-slide when it’s dry and prickly.

When a husband tells his wife that he needs a weed whacker to get through her forest, then you know it is time for her to come see me. But when he continues the conversation by asking her if she needs him to call a landscaper, he needs to be slapped.

A woman was worried that I was going to wax her hemorrhoids. Trust me, darling, I don’t want anything to do with those bad boys.

I admit that the wax scene in “40 Year Old Virgin” was absolutely hysterical. In fact, Mark & I were consuming a pitcher of Cosmos while watching it which made it even twice as funny. During my career as a wax technician, I have had clients act just as crazy on the table and there have been times when I wished that the clients were being filmed. I just wanted everyone to know that we are pretty tired of the Kelly Clarkson expression, however. That is just so old school.

Now we scream Adam Lambert.

I believe in the power of the pussy!

Some men scurry from things that are furry.