When a husband tells his wife that he needs a weed whacker to get through her forest, then you know it is time for her to come see me. But when he continues the conversation by asking her if she needs him to call a landscaper, he needs to be slapped.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
I admit that the wax scene in “40 Year Old Virgin” was absolutely hysterical. In fact, Mark & I were consuming a pitcher of Cosmos while watching it which made it even twice as funny. During my career as a wax technician, I have had clients act just as crazy on the table and there have been times when I wished that the clients were being filmed. I just wanted everyone to know that we are pretty tired of the Kelly Clarkson expression, however. That is just so old school.
Now we scream Adam Lambert.
A married mother of three came in this week to get ripped. She had some pretty long hair and was in dire need of my services. She was excited to tell me something her husband had said to her. He told her that he was glad she was getting waxed because she was so beautiful down there that she could be a porn star. That’s my kind of admiration.
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On Friday, a 34 week pregnant woman came in for a wax. She said she felt fat, hot, uncomfortable and hairy. She was a real trooper as I groomed her engorged lady parts. That night she delivered healthy twin girls. She left the sweetest message on my answering machine over the weekend thanking me for grooming her for the delivery. She said it made her feel a lot better. Just another example of my ability to spread joy, one vagina at a time.